Legs & Eggs

Happy Truck Month for those that celebrate! Have you put your decorations up yet? It’s next on our to-do list because we have been too busy. Sara the Ruthless has been stuck in traffic and is SICK AND TIRED of the damn tourists on Cape Cod. Fupa has been back in his hometown visiting with his younger brother. Heather had an uninvited guest. Klem is losing it over the humidity, climate change, corporations, and Ukraine. Legs and Eggs Productions is getting a copyright and we’re gonna be rich! Plus, Anarchy, Communism, and Affirmative Action, OH MY! But tomorrow, we decorate.

We’re also behind on our celebrating because of fucking technical difficulties. One time. Just one time, we’d like all our equipment to fucking work when we start. It’s really turned into a 20-minute fiasco every time we try to be professional and record. Ok, professional is pushing it, but you get the picture.

We told you guys! We told you! If you call us, we will play it on the show! 929-263-4165 These voicemails weren’t for us though, they were for Hunter Biden. We are lucky enough to have the audio of Hunter playing his answering machine. He REALLY enjoys listening to his messages.

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We are so excited to introduce this week’s guest, the one and only Reggie Jason! He talks to Klem and Fupa about some of their favorite topics…Hunter Biden, the Titan Submersible, and the (failed) Russian coup. What a week it was! Sara teaches us a little bit about who Cornel West is, and Heather is now obsessed with Napoleon’s penis. Buckle up, this is a wild one! 

Want more Legs and Eggs? Of course you do! Join our Patreon for things like bonus content, signed pics, a Christmas card, a guest appearance, and most important of all, our love. Just go patreon.com/legsandeggs.

It’s officially summer which means you need a new t-shirt to impress while you are sitting poolside. Well don’t fret my pet, we got you covered! Just head over to Society 6 Grab yourself a matching shower curtain while you are at it.

Bored? Looking for someone to talk to? Call us! 929-263-4165 You can also leave a voicemail or send us an email.

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This is Episode 27 of the Legs and Egg Podcast, and to commemorate this special occasion, we introduce you to The NerdoDivergent Podcast. You all remember our guest, The Bearded Turner, from Epsidode 22, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttah. He’s back with his friends Ninz and Widz and together they have created a hilarious podcast and we had so much fun talking with them! You also get another snippet of our conversation with Chad, and all the other things you know and love about us! 

Guess who is selling out? That’s right! We are! The good news is, it’s all going to benefit you! Want exclusive L&E content? Bonus episodes? Maybe a signed print from Klem. A tarot reading from Sara (WHAT? Hot Damn!). Signed drawings from Heather. Or maybe, just maybe, you want a signed photo of Fupa Jones’ hairy ass. Well, here is your chance! Just go to patreon.com/legsandeggs!

We love you and would love to hear from you! Call us at 929-263-4165, email us, or even leave us a voicemail! Tell Heather she is super annoying. Tell Klem her voice is like honey. Tell us to shut the fuck up. Just call, we’re lonely.

Our County Fair t-shirts are back in stock after selling out (except XS. Who wears XS?). Get em while they are hot and check out all our other designs and products on Society 6

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We’re back bitches! An all new, better than ever episode is ready for your listening pleasure! This week we have No Fap, The Origin of RickRoll, Florida Man, a sure billboard-topping hit, written and performed by Fupa Jones, and of course, the four of us just being, well, us. 

Our t-shirts have been flying off the shelves! I get it. A Legs and Eggs T poolside is hot. Get one for yourself, or maybe start holiday shopping early, at our merch store Society 6.

Who doesn’t love karaoke? Who doesn’t love Sara? Well, here is your chance to sing with Sara, LIVE! Download the StarMaker app and look for SaratheRuthless.

Have something to say? Maybe you’d like to be a guest on the show. Or leave Fupa a dirty message. Give us a call! 929-263-4165  Email us, or leave us a voicemail.

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This week, we have more of our conversation with the amazing Brianna, who is such a fun person to talk to. We talk more politics and why it is all just so freaking messed up. Plus, a certain child actor who is now an absolute hot mess, and anything else that popped into our heads.

Here at Legs and Eggs, we love to hate politics and politicians. The majority of them just suck. There are ways to fix it, and Klem has a plan. Klem Stump 2024! 

Brianna is so happy not to be living on the east coast anymore. The humidity! The chafing! The sticky scrotum! No more Gold Bond for her! 

How about that artwork, eh? You guys are loving the t-shirts! Who is going to snag a hoodie? It’s not too early to start Christmas shopping! Check out all our designs on Society 6.

We want to hear from our readers and listeners! Tell us your favorite episode! If you ask nicely, Klem will autograph a can of breadcrumbs for you! Send us an email, leave us a voicemail, or call us at 929-263-4165.

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This week we have the rest of the interview with Joseph Longwell, The Bearded Turner. He is such a good guest. We talked about anything and everything this week. Some toilet humor, some politics, (wait, isn’t that the same thing?) and of course, some Billy Joel.

How did Billy Joel propose to his fourth wife? The Bearded Turner has the inside scoop. 

There is so much more in this week’s episode! You can hear the podcast in its entirety on Spotify, Apple, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Guys. We have T Shirts. And Hoodies. And Crewnecks. Oh Mah Gawd. Choose a style. Choose a color. Then choose your fave L&E. It’s that simple! Just go to our merch store at Society 6.

Call us 929-263-4165.  Email us, send a voicemail, or leave a comment. Prank us. Be funny. Be gross. Be a guest!!! Let us know your favorite things about our podcast.

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Another week, another episode of Legs & Eggs. We have Stewart from 21st Century Podcast with us again, and more from Herp Burglar.

This week’s episode is so good. Right out of the gate, we start off by discussing make out point and where they were when we were kids. Of course, the conversation evolves to Pickle Park, which are two very different places. We also came up with a side hustle for Karl.

Herp joins Klem and Fupa and talk about the good ole days…you know, when Herp and Fupa showed holes. SMH Also, pubes.

Klem and Sara have an excellent conversation about how everyone has lost their damn minds. Why can’t people just be normal????

Vampire prostitutes. Justin Bieber. Did Fupa celebrate his first pube? There is so much going on in this clip. Also, Stewart needs to join us again. (I was sick so I did not have the pleasure. H)

You can listen to the entire episode and all past episodes on Spotify, Apple, or anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Klem Stump does an AMAZING job on all the artwork for the show! Interested in a Heather in Tretorns throw pillow? How about a nice canvas? You can get them and a whole lot more at our merch store at Society 6

PLEASE. WE ARE BEGGING. Fupa is on his knees. Rate the show. Leave a comment. Send an email or leave us a voicemail.

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