Legs & Eggs

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Hey there Smegmers and Greggrers! Get ready for Part Deux of Monte D. Monteleagre from inc: The Podcast, where we learn that he and Fupa Jones are leading parallel lives. Seriously, it’s bizarre. We also discuss classified documents, Lisa Marie Presley’s marriage to Michael Jackson, and introduce you all to The Shart Factory. What’s your opinion? Heather gives us all a history lesson about glory holes, Karl has become a member of Sniffing Anonymous, and we get our 90’s Rock Fix with Fupa Jones!

Have you checked out the all-new Legs and Eggs website yet? No? Then what the flippety fuck are you waiting for? You can listen to all our episodes, visit all our social media (Hey, we’re on Insta now!) plus, do all your holiday shopping early at our incredible merch store! Just click here to start the fun!

Our Patreon is where all the action really is. Early access, bonus content, Legs and Eggs swag, and if you dare to go Inside the Actor’s Butthole, Fupa Jones, the actor, will send you a signed pic of his butt. That’s right! Fupa’s ass can be framed and hung in your home! What are you waiting for?

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The Legs and Eggs Early Morning has hosted an epic battle to find the greatest MC in the greater New Haven area. Can our celebrity guest, none other than G Dubs, make it all the way to win the crown? We also have Capitalist Jesus, who realizes his robe and sandals just won’t cut it, and Hunter Biden’s Answering Machine. Fupa tells us where he was and what he was doing when the planes hit on 9/11, plus everything you ever wanted, and some you didn’t need, to know about Kony 2012.

Are you ready for even more Legs and Eggs? Join our Patreon! For less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can get exclusive bonus content, behind the scenes, and even Patreon-only episodes! If you get those gigantic Starbucks weird drinks, than one over-priced beverage can also get you a shout-out on an episode! Plus, we’ll love you forever and that, my friend, is priceless. 

T-Shirts! T-Shirts! Get your Custom Legs and Eggs T-Shirts! There are hundreds of options. Choose your favorite color and style, and then which graphic and BOOM! Customized shirt! You can also get a nekkid Fupa Jones shower curtain. You know you want him to watch you poop. Society 6

Did you know Legs and Eggs has a YouTube channel? No? Well, slap my leg and call me Sally! Now you do! So hurry up and subscribe

You can find all our social media links, full episodes, plus so much more on our website.

Need some relationship advice? Opinions on what color socks to wear with your sandals? Send us an email, leave a comment, or just call us at 929-263-4165 and dial *67 to restrict your number because trust me. We don’t want to know who you are. 

Don’t forget to download the StarMaker app and look for Sara the Ruthless to sing karaoke LIVE with Sara! Just don’t be creepy.

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Ahhh, life was so simple back in our day. This week, we Gen X-ers talk about what we were like in high school, and how thankful we grew up pre-internet so there is no evidence of our dumb asses. We discuss the reason why there are so many No Fap kids; lack of sex ed in school + internet=disaster. Trailer Sailor teaches everyone how to be a responsible latch-key kid. Special guest Karl stops by, Klem gives us Holes, and we are serenaded by the one and only Big Dick with Dick Pics. Make sure to tuck in your sweater and boil yourself a hot dog so we can stroll down memory lane together.

Have you checked out the all-new Legs and Eggs website yet? No? Then what the flippety fuck are you waiting for? You can listen to all our episodes, visit all our social media (Hey, we’re on Insta now!) plus, do all your holiday shopping early at our incredible merch store! Just click here to start the fun!

Our Patreon is where all the action really is. Early access, bonus content, Legs and Eggs swag, and if you dare to go Inside the Actor’s Butthole, Fupa Jones, the actor, will send you a signed pic of his butt. That’s right! Fupa’s ass can be framed and hung in your home! What are you waiting for?

You can find Sara the Ruthless most evenings singing her heart out on the StarMaker app. Klem, Fupa, Heather, and even Captain Karl (the doll, not the real Karl) make appearances! Look for the No Loads Refused Cum Dump and follow SaratheRuthless. *We reserve the right to refuse any load. This is an 18+ room. Kids…you WILL get thrown out.

Get your Legs and Eggs hoodies before they are gone like the t-shirts! You guys rock, by the way. New designs are added weekly, so check out the latest on Society 6

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