Did you think last week's episode didn't have enough discussion of movie characters being horny? Yeah, that's what we thought. Here we are with another totally-not-stolen gimmick: this is a spirited debate on which characters in cinema history want to bone down hardest. This is a discussion driven by VIBES (not like that, you freak) and ENERGY. This is a discourse between two intellectuals who have a deep understanding about the perverts of cinema; an understanding that transcends mere explicit signifiers of this criteria. We've gone deep on this one; we wrote it long and hard and put it away wet. If you're reading any innuendo into this description, that's on you and you should talk to a therapist about it. Maybe YOU should be on this list, did you ever think about that? And some of these will SHOCK you. That's not clickbait; some of these are just genuinely dumb. Did you expect anything different from this show? Shame on you.

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And we're back with another MOVIE CLUB episode, this time with our beloved friend and favorite guest, Mr. Jory Griffis! If you want to watch the movies before listening, The Vanishing (1988) is free on Youtube, From Beyond is free on Tubi and Kanopy, and Altered States you're gonna have to rent, but based on the opinions expressed on this episode, maybe you won't want to? So either watch the movies beforehand or don't; that's not my problem. We cover all three in exhaustive detail: all the gloop, the goo, the coffins, the monkey men, Barbara Crampton in leather, pink light that makes you horny, and more! It's great. Movies are great. You're great.

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Moi? We got an episode and we got topics, just look at 'em: which Muppets we identify with, the Hannibal Cinematic Universe, why posting sucks, optimal hat fits, Westworld only being one season actually, being horned up for both funny lookin' fellas AND elderly gentlemen, and mooooooore! My therapist said he can't believe we can talk for so long about "minutiae" and we continue to prove him right.

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We've peaked with this title, folks. Prematurely. Based and Wechtpilled. Leightonmaxxing. How do zombies bone? How did T-Rexes bone? Is Santa a criminal? Should he be apprehended and executed for his crimes? Yes? You're nodding? So you agree?

We also invent an antidepressant. This show is for the Zoloft Brolofts, the Lexabros, the Pro(ball)zacs. The Shelexas 100mg. The mirtazaqueens. I implore you to give me the they/them antidepressant because obviously these names are already pretty tortured but this show is also for you. We talk about other stuff too, I dunno. Does anyone read these? Can anyone hear me? Is happiness sustainable as a long term state of being or is that too high an expectation for this sorry existence? Sorry, I think I missed my dose of Cumutrex this morning. Okay I took my dose and now have some more pressing issues than writing this description GOTTA GO

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WE ARE SO BACK! Brian makes his triumphant return from tour and this is a salacious tell all catch-up: the highs, the lows, the woes, and even...the ass? Take a peek behind the curtain and straight into Ninja Brian's wet corn pants. How much corn can one man fit into his pants? Whether you want to or not, you're going to find out. And the answer might surprise you.

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A FREE 14 HOUR EPISODE? IN THIS ECONOMY? (the title) THIS EPISODE IS SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL THAT SPOTIFY AND YOUTUBE TRIED TO SILENCE US! WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! GO TO THIS LINK TO LISTEN TO THE 14 HOUR BAD BOOK CLUB COMPENDIUM AD-FREE ON OUR PATREON FOR FREE!!!!!! WHILE YOU'RE THERE IDK MAYBE ALSO CONSIDER CHIPPIN IN $2 A MONTH TO GET AD-FREE AND VIDEO EPISODES EVERY WEEK! ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ugh. We're back with part two of our Bad Book Club on the Harry Potter fanfiction that makes My Immortal seem like classic literature. We actually get into reading the text of this steaming pile on this one and it's BAD. Find out more about what Draco Malfoy will do once he's old enough, what's in Quirrell's weird little boudoir, why Harry is the most specialist boy alive, and more. We would normally link to the text so you can read it yourself but this isn't the tape from The Ring so we're not going to curse you with it.

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We're back with our favorite type of gimmick episode: Bad Book Club! Or in this case, Bad Fanfic Club. It's a two-parter where this first episode contains our general thoughts and context on the purpose of the text, who wrote it, and why it's essentially a manifesto wearing a lightning scar and circular glasses. Part two, coming next week, will get into the nitty gritty of what makes it so particularly terrible. If you want additional background, go listen to our recent episode with Adam Becker, where we first hatch the AWFUL idea to read this, and also more information on the author. If you really, really hate yourself and don't value your own time, this fanfiction is available to read for free online. No, I'm not going to link you to it, because I'm not a sadist. You can't say I didn't warn you.

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