If the LTN boys ever got the Guardians of the Galaxy gig, I'd imagine it would just be drinking in space bars and bitching about new Star Wars. This week with a full house, Cody, Phil, Rob, and M.T. give their thoughts on the new Guardians flick, not getting raped from sci fi movies, hot wee, DC and Marvel TV, who would be the better power bottom Terrence Howard or Don Cheadle, overpaid actors, video game ass, and soccer fun.

Armed with Wrestlemania X t-shirts and bad puns, the boys take the the crap around the world down in the most epic ladder match of all time. Really. The week they take on shaky cam horror films and discover the fate of the furious, peter and the porno, alaskian mass murder and Oregon Trail, Cheers, enjoying the refreshing taste of Kohana on a United flight, wrestling beefs and Doink, Robs extensive Star Trek knowledge, and burning out on Star Wars.

The boys at Less Than Negative would like to reiterate they are neckbeards by lazy circumstance and not by choice. I personally think they are in denial. The gang this week takes on Ghost in the Shell and a neckbeard assault, Vader hacking rebel scum in Rogue One, the magic powers of Ghost Dog, and love in all the wrong places.

As Rob, Phil, and Cody hold the line defiant against the orcish hordes, the battle is joined by Mike the White and Frank of Rohan! It's a full house as the the gang returns for episode 69! This week we dive into the new Zelda and Super Nintendo nostalgia, comics and wiping your ass with the X-men, Logan, Wolverine STD's, Get Out, the porn code, robot babies, and wanting to be a ScarJo bot. We also mourn the passing of one of the greats. We put Bill Paxton down proper by drinking to every movie we have never seen. See you at the crossroads, homie.

When the robot wars are upon us,the LTN crew is ready to put you human scum in the camps. Pushing through robotic audio, Phil, Bert, and Codytron2000 get the chance to discuss salt and diet bullshit, hangovers and parking lot ettiquette, an agreement on cyclist hate, petrol, the poison in your body, Beerhunter, tough guy tatoos and Gen X bullshit, poetry, getting paid with dat hypocrit cash, and a very Disturbed sexual encounter.

If you are going to change your diet, make sure that you stay committed, get an app to count the calories, and adjust for all the alcohol you are still going to consume. The duo meet in the studio again to discuss the nice groceries, white rap, Spotify and Youtube bullshit, Batman v Superman, DC vs Marvel (again), Suicide Squad reshoots, practical effects, trash picking, and Fitness v Batman.

When the Less Than Negative crew shops for rubber sheets, we only buy the best for hosing off the shame. This week, Rob, Phil, and Cody discuss mattress cover purchases, Saint vs. Sir, religious fun, 60 Days In, the $5 footlong boss, John Goodman and Cloverfield Lane, book stuff, and Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman stealing Rob's sandwiches.

We would finish the LTN cocktail guide if we would stop using up all the mixers. Where the hell is all the Diet Coke? This week, Phil and Cody start talking about fixing up Phil's house, The Expanse, House of Cards supervillainy, a zombie buddy cop show, comicbook villains and Batman Blues, throwing a man through the sun, the monkey brain wheelchair, 50 million dollar tits, baby powder bumpers and Cody being fucking wrong, and future ghost adventures.

The Less Than Negative crew ain't afraid of no ghosts....except that chick from the Ring. Fuck dat. This week Phil, Rob, and Cody talk about Phil's new house, ghosts, boring X-files, TV talk, orange Klingons, Jesus movies, the Terminator of pedophiles, no giving a shit about the Oscars, and Apple's privacy bullshit.

The only thing hotter than Cody's luck right now is Papa John's pizza sales. This week, while Cody flaunts his second consecutive Superbowl win, Phil and Cody talk about Youtube cash and Germany blocking Smashmouth, uber and lazy food delivery, romantic weekends, Deadpool and supertits, Horace and Pete, Claire Danes ugly (pretty) face, theme park scams and online D&D. This podcast also includes 50% more Rob. What's up, bro.