Less Than Negative Podcast

The LTN crew would like to think they would be Will Smith during the alien invasion, but we know in our hearts we would just be a drunk Randy Quaid. The boys discuss the Area 51 raid and rogan envy, clenching for truth, candy vapes and doucheflutes, politics and segues, trying to stop more politics talk, Far From Home, chiaboos, America numba wan, 3d cankles, and fat shaming.

It's GROUNDPOUNDING, HEART STOPPING RALLY MAYHEM as over FIFTY famous movie vehicles slug it out down the tracks of DEATH in their HIGH OCTANE, NITRO BURNING, SUICIDE MACHINES as they shake hands with the DEVIL when they SCREAM down the burning gates of HELL!!!! We'll sell you the seat. but you'll only need THE EDGE!!!!

Armed with their parent’s phone lines and a stack of AOL cd’s the LTN crew gets ready to HACK THE PLANET. This week, Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, EmTee, and Frank discuss around more presidential snafus, boners and kfc Cheetos, Phase 4, The Boys and shitty product placement, Ninja Turtles vs. Batman, Child’s Play, Alita, Neo vs. John Wick, Walking Dead in Texas, bat water connoisseurs, pedophile clowns, Playstation Classic mods, Tetris Effect, and the best Tiger Woods game.

Missing out on minute by minute California earthquake news? The Action 4 LTN news crew will keep you updated when it finally sinks into the ocean. This week, Phil, Cody, Tio, and Frank give the play by play on fun with explosions, flipper olympics, civic irresponsibilities, Us, Toy Story IV and the bravery of retarded characters, Twilight Batman, Uma Thurman isn’t hot?, movie soundtracks, Chris Tucker cash, DMX, R Kelly’s happy rape dungeon, and Shamalambda.

The LTN is currently in talks with producers for a musical bioptic, but will only green light it if it narrated by the cryptkeeper. Soundtrack by Biz Markie. This week, Phil Cody, Frank, and EmTee discuss the heat wave, our mystery influx, cold water showers, music bioptics, Wick 2 and 3, Keanu, Stadia, the sexually confusing black mirror episode that is not the one with the pig, and the cryptkeeper.

The LTN crew figures out how to salvage Game of Thrones with a followup movie. Game of Thrones: Falkor’s Revenge. It’s a full house this week. Phil, Cody, Em-Tee, Frank, and El Tio hash around Gojira, John Wick 2 fella flatta, Robert Patterson’s Batman, Chernobyl, Michael Keaton 2, and the best Catwoman. We even try to fix the last season of Game of Thrones with some pretty good results. I’m mean…come on. It’s not like we had to try hard.

This episode brought to you by slurred speech, wreckless opinions, and fat shaming. We also spoil the hell out of Endgame. You were warned. This week Phil, Cody, and the Tio-Bob talk shit about sonic fans, rule 34 Mario porn, the old TMNT movie, Big Birds kidnapping traumatizing Phil, Sonic looking retarded, turning on the lights in Game of Thrones, chillin in the Endgame, time travel, bigguns, and nobody wanting Toby Maguire.

What do you get when you mix three guys and an experimental voice changer? Two guys doing a podcast! This week, Phil and Cody tackle Shazam, an alien in the cupboard, midnight meat train, art sucks, old and new dune, #justjohnwickthings, disney plus, and handicap acceptance in medieval times.

As Fiesta looms on the horizon, the boys wonder how to make a quick buck selling bootleg pins at premium prices. The boy kick the bag about Will Smith playing Will Smith, The Inventor’s cigarette throat, make-your-own-scam, Tio-Bob pitches bidets, Cody’s bathroom horrorshow, arguing over the shitty season of True Detective, gatekeeping, Michael Jackson sleepovers, and PG-13 Aliens.

The boys are in agreement. While Amy Poehler is okay, Tina fey is the superior choice. This week, Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, and the Frank hash out Tina Fey's ass, Cody secretly loving Gossip Girl, Captain Marvel, black Spider-Man is amazing, Phil reports the Favourite really does have tits, Oscar noms, Alex Jones has autism, America was won by drunk retards, Apex Legends and Titanfall, and getting away from R. Kelly's pee.