Less Than Negative Podcast

As the sun starts to set on the year, Phil and Cody pull the curtain across season 2.

You may notice that there is a jarring cut around the 7 minute mark. That is due to our recording bot freaking out. In the words of our wise member Tiorino, “Fuck Craig.” This week the boys welcome new blood with Mike. So this FNG, Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, and EmTee kick around rocking the vote, voting for tots, eating cereal wrong, a crazy uber, home repair boys, Spider Jerusalem, condiment contraband, and wrestings sushi.

We don’t like to look at the coming apocalypse as getting worse. We look at it getting more funnerer. This week, Phil, Tio-Bob, Cody get on the trump coaster, earock, door to door, alone, Shiner, Popeyes is the shiznit, The Boys, the Walking Dead problem, Disney+, and Malkavich.

We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning, burning in our hearts. Phil, Cody, Em Tee, and Frank don their protective gear and put out the fires of Class action park, roller coasters and up in the air, Luke vs LTN, Fred’s showdown, Netflix thing via proxy, cutting cords, comic book movies hate, Dune, the Gunslinger, America's dick, general reveal, California burning, and Doom.

Comprised of the classiest of gentlemen, the most cavalier chaps, and the fanciest of fancy pants, the LTN crew is going to social grace all over dat ass. This week, Phil, Cody, EmTee, and Frank discuss fancy pants theatre, mouth surprises, power pills and Shia Ledouche, will vs. denzel, keenu, rip Chadwick, heated posturing, politics and oh shit here we go again, topped with Cody's anger at Fury.

With all this COVID, civil unrest, political vomit this year we sure found ourselves in an American Pickle. Hyuck. Hyuck. This week, Phil, Cody, and Tio have civil discourse on such topics as mason and ugly people, Bradley Cooper's onion's, quality beer, energy drinks and coffee time, carpenter Bob, Yellowstone, California transplants, world wide racists, oriental snacks, wine by Phil, beruit numbers, why does anyone like Seth Rogan.

If the US bans Tik Tok, all of the boys dance moves will be for nothing. This week, the boys are back yapping about Chinese apps, advertising and noodles, home security, larry bird tomatoes, home repair, Mr. No-Hobby phil, masculine soap making, additives, Ip Man 4 and beating women, getting phones, lawn care and HOA, and Bob things.

The boys would like to inform you that due to their deadly mastery of martial arts, they have vowed never to practice their skills again and to instead produce their art of drunken podcasting. The boys kick around classy dining, the finest chicken in the land, big brothers and bad burgers, martial art mastery, COVID movie nights, Valley outbreaks, fence guys, the worst movie Cody has ever seen, Birds of Prey, and shitty Star Trek impressions.

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by the letter “S” for substandard, and the number 19. It’s not our best work since it highlights our fatigue and frustration with everything around us. We’ve included it kinda like a marker but also as it would be hypocritical not to. The gang kicks around covid scares, Spike Lee, HBOMax, right to be a dick, male dildos and baby carrots, rabbit hole, getting johnny depp'ed, and kid fuel.

The LTN crew is saying F this world in the A. We're taking the next SpaceX flight out and drinking until we hit Mars. The boys discuss Alamo Whiskey, riots, cop fun, gun fun, sicarion villains, Twitter and Trump, ice cream of death, vape bros (again), SpaceX and Space Force, Star Trek uniforms, and Buzz Lightyear.