Less Than Negative Podcast

Stay back six feet you sick scumbags! The boys are making a podcast and don’t have to for the circle, circle, dot, dot. Phil, Cody, Tio, and Empty hash out Too getting plugged, delivery protocol, putting on the damn mask, drinking alone tips, coffee, flood of misinformation, DIY arcades, Extraction, Chuck Norris’s crappy movies, and the rotting corpse of Curly.

While the rest of the world is faking their ninjitsu skills with their phoney masks, the LTN crew wants you to know they are the real deal and will karate chop you in the face if you try to front. It·s a full house with Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, Frank, and Em-Tee and they kick around ninja masks and protestors, disinfecting your soul, four more years, hotness vs arrogance, Phil got converted, Dundee's girl's ass, Australian exports, Chevy is a dick, National Lampoons, the Rick and Morty-Tool conundrum, and rage against the conformity.

It’s a full Corona fueled house party as Phil, Cody, Tio-Bob, Empty, and Frank tip their fedoras to all the health care workers earning their stripes. Keep their six feet distance, the boys discuss essential-ass employees, 5g conspiracy theories, Gary Oldman, Tio-Bob’s Jim Carrey induced flashbacks, tiger king true crime, cancel culture, lgbtqabcdefg and Pat, Cody's crazy, alien movies, boobies to go, world-wide pegging, incest porn trend, and Fred's fish fry. I’d also like to add that Fred’s Fish Fry canceled my DoorDash. Fuck you Fred.

Either someone is making a Godzilla-sized mummy costume or the country got explosive diarrhea all at once. It's a full house as alternative wipers discuss fear and panic in the streets, supplies and bidets, water treatment, the Rock app, remaking Big Trouble, the Transformers and G.I. Joe cartoon movies, wrastlin, creeper yoga, Dolly Parton tit charity, HBO, and Corona tips and tricks.

All the boys want on their European trip is pizza. Just hold the corona. This week, it’s a full house with Phil, Cody, Tio, Frank, and EmTee. The boys mull over burgers and HEB, Em-Tee’s baby naming, pornhub virus updates, hustlers, sexual assault of a dragon, karate senseis and baby raising, old wrestling and xfl, and the last of Phil.

Wrapped in cellophane and armed with Purell loaded super-soakers, the boys set out to China to confront the scourge head on. Phil, Cody, and Frank kick around the oscars winners and the wutang virus, hollywood director reps, parasite and other korean movies, dracula fan fiction, docubullshit, Johnny "The Black Eye" Sizzle, the raps and the hustle of viper, and shots!!!

The boys would like to remind you that it’s around time for you to get your prostate checked whether you like it or not you sickos. El Tiorino, Phil, and Cody discuss earcapades and the health of the boys, floppy bomb hackers, the Witcher, Jean Reno vs the Black Knight, Dracula, Lost in Space’s hot mommy, magic Syrian man, the human race is screwed, haulin’ shit and getting paid, and Tio’s aversion to mush.

New Year, new podcast, new me! The boys are nursing their hangovers to bring you the best entertainment from the most effort they can muster at the time! Phil, Cody, EmTee, and Frank hack away at thestar wars watching order and no more space wizards, baby yoda, disney+, superman as an elf, watchmen, parasite, david's trip, christopher walkens australian failures.

The crew is late on turkey day but not light on the booze! Tio Bob, Cody, Phil, and Frank double down on sobriety being boring, pushstarts and wallybucks, ensembles, books in trunks, music and masculinity, the Mandalorian, Watchmen, the Irishman, Cars iv, Rogue One donkey balls, worthless Eli Roth, passed Phil movies, epstein facts AND FUCK ALL DAT WHAT DID BOB EAT?

Spooky specters, crazy killers, and ghastly ghouls are no match for an LTN induced sugar fueled rampage! Phil, Cody, and Em-Tee talk halloween candy, smoking nostalgia, Joker, Thunder in Paradise, Wrestling', Gemini Man, China sucks, El Camino, EMP guns, and Rock disappointment.