So many ninjas, so little time. This week is mostly about how Phil lost and had to talk about American Ninja I-III while Cody got sick of it. We also sneak in some talk about 80's action stars, Bone Tomahawk, Dope, and the remake of Delta Force in the Middle East.

It's a very special Wurstfest episode! Phil and Cody look back fondly on their newly found memories of stacking pitcher of beer, old men bartering sex for drink tickets, sausage as far as the eye can see, the dangers of public exposure, crooked cab drivers, 4am drunken Whataburger runs, and a sleepless night. PROST!

It's our 50th episode! The two gladiators square off in the Drunkademic Decathalon. Hosted by Bert the Judge. Special Appearances by Rob the Editor, Frank, Mike the Mike, and alcohol!

It's been a long sad ride through the episodes of the sobercast, but the dark days of sobriety are over with the 50th episode around the corner! This week as we serenade self-control goodbye, we look at the super storm hype train losing to the Star Wars juggernaut, Michael J. Fox shoes, Primer and stupid time travel, self-checkout lanes and the coming of the robots, Amazon pour more water into the Wal-Mart boat, Phil's Maxi pad hand and Cody's piss fence, and hawking anything for that sweet retirement check.

With elections in the horizon, would you rather vote for a bunch of assholes who shrug a lot or two assholes who are unfraid to say the word "asshole"? The choice is clear, America. This week we throw on the table cops and the fear of getting pulled over, our own rap sheets, the half limp presidential debate, more comic talk, elitist Star Wars fans, horror films and shaky cam bullshit, the Martyrs remake, the Professional's creepy vibes, the unfortunate truth about Powder, all while getting excessive with a stupid soundboard.

Watch out for our new show on NBC where Phil and Cody solve murders as super-powered zombies practicing law in Vegas. Guest-starring Mario Van Peebles. This week, the two chat up about the Astros, more wrong numbers and the Jerky Boys, embarrassing music and ICP, the Disappointing Spider-Man, Disney/Cruises/Booze, saving baby seals in Antarctica, self-driving cars, TV talk, and taking care of the zombie problem in San Antonio.

Mark Watney can grow potatoes on Mars but can he make a podcast? Didn't think so, buddy. This week, Bert joins us to talk about chasing booze with Theraflu, Hockey vs. Sports, upcoming shit and Tarantino, The Martian, if Interstellar or Contact had the worse ending, war Films and history, politics and.....(holy shit, guys, did we go off the fucking rails on this) other unnecessary controversial bullshit. There goes our fucking Coca-Cola sponsorship.

What's a guy gotta do to get a drink around here? Go to Mars? As Phil and Cody struggle with their sobriety, they talk discuss Phil's sweet powerslide, condescending waiters and food poisoning, Terminator Genisys, the shitty movie weekend, e-juice flavors of the month, our bullshit collections, Soma, robot bodies and superpills, Superman what-ifs, and dick-cars.

Phil and Cody once built a clock for their science project using a carborator, uranium, and a lot of love. It was so successful, they used their fame to start a podcast! This week, they talk about the dangers of Chris Madrid's and cherry limeades, D&D sliders, Diversions, Facial Recognitions and the porn issue, superweapons on super planes, the mission to Mars with mechs, the Charlie Tuna massacre, FuckBurger, Bomb boy and conspiracy theories, and President Schwarzenegger vs. President Jackie Chan.

Bert the Bert swings by to tell Phil and Cody how pretty their Japanese schoolgirl cosplay looks. This week, the three talk about the Alamo City Comic Con, the weird void cosplay fills, 4k tv's and gaming, 360 videos, VR and the porn application, the Apple hype machine, ordering shit with Echo, beard bros, Quiet shakin' dat ass, the Mr. Robot finale (no spoilery), and upcoming sci-fi.