This week, we offer apologies to Spider-bitch who is actually really nice, Rebow's shit party, dick neighbors, Phil and Cody just want to drink, getting glasses from "African Americans", Phil's high blood pressure, pizza, transgender bullshit, the Rock in Big Trouble, and the upcoming Commando drinking game.

The only two people who have successfully pass the 36th chamber of Shoalin take on their 30th episode. This week we talk about Spider-Bitch, beards and stupid fashion, embarrassing AOL chatroom roleplaying, Superhacks!, Silk Road and Roman Polanski's buttsex, Fifa and the World Cup, fuck Qatar, seriously fuck that place, Fury Road being awesome, reboots and the power of Kung Fury.

Can our two heroes endure the harsh and hostile terrain of the dreaded dick planet? This week, Phil and Cody ponder being astronauts in the worst of ways, belly bands and dog piss, feeding dogs pizza, MSG: the wonder condiment, KFC is gross/kinda, steak perfection, Tim sauce (seriously fuck you Tim), Grocery hunts and guns, bullet boners with gun safety, HEB slaps, and Cody not getting over how much he hates cyclists.....again.

The heroes return to fill your heads with more bullshit. This week Cody and Phil discuss coffee being too much work, the allure of catshit coffee, weird food, Mad Max: Fury Road, Real Sex vs. Skinimax, missing Vegas and strip clubs, the case of the Cannibal Cop, Liquid Television, weird music and weirder books, and Cody ranting against cyclists again.

The defenders of liberty take on episode 27. This week, Phil and Cody discuss WWII, the real meaning of Idiocracy, Burger Showdown II, eating like a college student, more shilling for the Drink-a-thon, Punch-Out fun, the Occulus Rift and immersion in gaming, Apple Watch suckers, more VR, Martial Law in Texas, Texas is awesome even though Phil secretly loves it, and tolerance in politics.

Phil and Cody double down on dissappointment this week. In the 26th episode, we discuss old friends on Facebook, the Spurs loss, Jamie Fox's finger waving and boxing being dumb, Cody punching a woman in self defense, learning martial arts, the Marvel super movie universe, the Hulk's oil barrel dick, the Age of Ultron movie, videogame super violence and the importance of youth indoctrination, the Powerwall, and Battlestar Galactimormons.

With only a spoon to dig their own grave, Phil and Cody tackle episode 25! This week, we discuss super underwear, Ex Machina, A.I. and the iWatch being dumb, wipey wipey toilet fun, our Sewage Heroes, Trannies and Dickfloppers Anonymous, Bruce Jenners transformation into an ugly woman, Daredevil and the Mighty Ducks kid, TV TV TV, Drinking without Borders Charity, Baltimore vs. The Avengers, and more Star Wars hype.

Cody, Rob, and Felipe tackle the podcast! This week we talk about the Star Wars trailer, homosexual vibes in Foxcatcher, Whiplash, the announcement for Drink-a-thon, Mexican bullshit recipes, husband beatings, Mortal Kombat fatalities, Bodies the exhibit, Bruce Tranny, and shitty Kanye raps.

It's a bonus episode for LTN! While Phil was out honeymooning and Felipe heeds the call.

Rob is back! This week, we talk about Jinx and HBO documentaries, Daredevil on Netflix, book adaptions, SPORTS!, heckling at a ball game, Mad Max vs. Fast and Furious, Twilight Zone decapitations, Vladimir Kamarov, Cody digs a hole with the jewish community, and Hypno Hitler vs. Hypno Jesus.