https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39

Host: Jason Newland

Date: 10th October 202

Duration: ~1 hour

🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.

🪑 Main Themes & Flow

1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”

2. Humour & Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.

3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”

4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.

5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.

6. Relaxation & Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.

7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.

8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.

9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.

10. Closure & Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone & Style

Conversational and humorous

Stream-of-consciousness flow

Gentle reframing of pain

Relaxation through distraction

Emotional warmth and self-compassion

🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39

Host: Jason Newland

Date: 10th October 202

Duration: ~1 hour

🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.

🪑 Main Themes & Flow

1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”

2. Humour & Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.

3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”

4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.

5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.

6. Relaxation & Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.

7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.

8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.

9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.

10. Closure & Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone & Style

Conversational and humorous

Stream-of-consciousness flow

Gentle reframing of pain

Relaxation through distraction

Emotional warmth and self-compassion

🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39

Host: Jason Newland

Date: 10th October 202

Duration: ~1 hour

🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.

🪑 Main Themes & Flow

1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”

2. Humour & Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.

3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”

4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.

5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.

6. Relaxation & Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.

7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.

8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.

9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.

10. Closure & Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone & Style

Conversational and humorous

Stream-of-consciousness flow

Gentle reframing of pain

Relaxation through distraction

Emotional warmth and self-compassion

🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39

Host: Jason Newland

Date: 10th October 202

Duration: ~1 hour

🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.

🪑 Main Themes & Flow

1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”

2. Humour & Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.

3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”

4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.

5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.

6. Relaxation & Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.

7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.

8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.

9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.

10. Closure & Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone & Style

Conversational and humorous

Stream-of-consciousness flow

Gentle reframing of pain

Relaxation through distraction

Emotional warmth and self-compassion

🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39

Host: Jason Newland

Date: 10th October 202

Duration: ~1 hour

🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.

🪑 Main Themes & Flow

1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”

2. Humour & Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.

3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”

4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.

5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.

6. Relaxation & Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.

7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.

8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.

9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.

10. Closure & Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone & Style

Conversational and humorous

Stream-of-consciousness flow

Gentle reframing of pain

Relaxation through distraction

Emotional warmth and self-compassion

🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help

https://www.jasonnewland.com/

🎧 Episode Summary Title: Relax Your Back – Let Me Bore Your Pain Away #39

Host: Jason Newland

Date: 10th October 202

Duration: ~1 hour

🧠 Overview Jason Newland presents a humorous and gently hypnotic relaxation session designed to ease back pain and tension. While openly acknowledging that he’s “not a doctor, not even a lifeguard,” Jason combines calming guidance with his trademark stream-of-consciousness storytelling, offering both comfort and distraction from physical discomfort. The tone is classic Let Me Bore Your Pain Away — warm, funny, and self-effacing, drifting between playful digressions and genuine relaxation suggestions.

🪑 Main Themes & Flow

1. Setting the Scene Jason welcomes listeners, explaining that the recording is not medical advice but an opportunity to “just relax your back.” He reminds listeners to only listen when safe to close their eyes and gives permission to move freely — “this isn’t a statue contest.”

2. Humour & Distraction In typical Jason style, he digresses into comical comparisons — bowel movements, peanut butter, Paul McKenna, and lions licking peanut butter off your back — all to underline how distraction can relieve tension and reframe pain through humour.

3. The Mind–Body Link He references Milton Erickson, discussing how releasing focus on the past and future sensations of pain can reduce discomfort. Staying present, he suggests, can lessen pain “by two thirds.”

4. Personal Anecdotes Jason recounts falling down the stairs while wearing Crocs, joking about his weight and arthritis in his lower back. His relatable honesty invites laughter and empathy while maintaining a calming tone.

5. Metaphors for Relief He vividly describes the layered relief of returning home from a tiring walk — putting shopping bags down, removing a coat, taking off shoes — as metaphors for releasing tension from the back and body.

6. Relaxation & Healing He guides listeners to notice sensations of pleasure and ease, describing how the back can feel “itchy inside” as it heals — comparing it to a wound recovering. This serves as a subtle hypnotic suggestion of regeneration and comfort.

7. Reflections on Change Jason humorously muses on metamorphosis, aging, and regeneration — comparing humans to caterpillars and joking about celebrities who never seem to age. Beneath the humour lies a reflection on the body’s capacity to renew itself.

8. The Back as a Support System He highlights gratitude for the back as “an invisible hero,” punning that “your back has your back.” This transitions into a gentle reminder to allow the body to function naturally and rest when needed.

9. Hypnotic Reinforcement Repeated phrases like “Every time you hear my voice, your back will feel relaxed, calm, and loose” deepen the hypnotic tone. Jason contrasts literal vs. metaphorical meaning playfully to maintain lightness.

10. Closure & Kindness He ends with a reflective outro, noting how both he and the listener may feel calmer, and signs off with his signature message: “Remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye.” 😴 Tone & Style

Conversational and humorous

Stream-of-consciousness flow

Gentle reframing of pain

Relaxation through distraction

Emotional warmth and self-compassion

🔑 Core Keywords (SEO) Jason Newland, relax your back, pain relief hypnosis, let me bore your pain away, relaxation, chronic pain, mindfulness, back pain, boredom therapy, sleep hypnosis, meditation, ASMR style, calming voice, UK hypnotherapist, insomnia help

📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"

⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes

🔗 View Transcript

🧘‍♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics

🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)

Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.

Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.

There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.

Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.

💇 2. Personal Reflections: Bald Again

Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.

He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.

Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."

Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.

🌐 3. Website & Podcast Updates

Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).

Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.

Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.

🎯 4. Future Plans for the Podcast

Keep things simple and consistent:

Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).

Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.

No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.

Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.

📈 5. YouTube Stats & Algorithm Mysteries

Jason shares his YouTube analytics:

Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).

Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.

Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.

🛋️ 6. Childhood Memories & Home Nostalgia

Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.

Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.

Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.

🎭 7. School Memories & Teachers

Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.

Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.

Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.

👬 8. Friends & Teenage Friendships

Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.

Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.

Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.

Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”

👂 9. Sleep Sounds, Background Noise, and Accepting Imperfection

Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).

This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.

🧠 Overall Tone & Style

Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.

A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.

Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.

📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"

⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes

🔗 View Transcript

🧘‍♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics

🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)

Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.

Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.

There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.

Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.

💇 2. Personal Reflections: Bald Again

Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.

He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.

Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."

Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.

🌐 3. Website & Podcast Updates

Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).

Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.

Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.

🎯 4. Future Plans for the Podcast

Keep things simple and consistent:

Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).

Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.

No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.

Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.

📈 5. YouTube Stats & Algorithm Mysteries

Jason shares his YouTube analytics:

Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).

Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.

Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.

🛋️ 6. Childhood Memories & Home Nostalgia

Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.

Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.

Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.

🎭 7. School Memories & Teachers

Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.

Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.

Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.

👬 8. Friends & Teenage Friendships

Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.

Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.

Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.

Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”

👂 9. Sleep Sounds, Background Noise, and Accepting Imperfection

Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).

This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.

🧠 Overall Tone & Style

Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.

A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.

Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.

📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"

⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes

🔗 View Transcript

🧘‍♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics

🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)

Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.

Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.

There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.

Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.

💇 2. Personal Reflections: Bald Again

Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.

He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.

Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."

Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.

🌐 3. Website & Podcast Updates

Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).

Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.

Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.

🎯 4. Future Plans for the Podcast

Keep things simple and consistent:

Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).

Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.

No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.

Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.

📈 5. YouTube Stats & Algorithm Mysteries

Jason shares his YouTube analytics:

Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).

Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.

Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.

🛋️ 6. Childhood Memories & Home Nostalgia

Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.

Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.

Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.

🎭 7. School Memories & Teachers

Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.

Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.

Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.

👬 8. Friends & Teenage Friendships

Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.

Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.

Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.

Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”

👂 9. Sleep Sounds, Background Noise, and Accepting Imperfection

Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).

This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.

🧠 Overall Tone & Style

Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.

A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.

Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.

📄 "Vinnie keeps farting LMBYTS #1457 – Jason Newland – 9th October 2025"

⏱️ Duration: 1 hour, 17 minutes

🔗 View Transcript

🧘‍♂️ Summary of Key Themes & Topics

🐾 1. Vinnie the Farting Dog (Recurring Comic Relief)

Vinnie, Jason’s dog, plays a starring (and flatulent) role.

Jason mentions how Vinnie always farts with his bum facing him.

There are multiple moments of affectionate, if slightly exasperated, interactions between Jason and Vinnie—including Vinnie trying to sit on his lap and making various sounds throughout the episode.

Jason considers rearranging his setup so Vinnie can be closer while he records.

💇 2. Personal Reflections: Bald Again

Jason shaved his head again and reflects humorously on the cold scalp and losing hair.

He jokes about having a bald patch but not being fully bald yet.

Comments on others telling him to grow hair back or wear a hat—says it’s "a bit rude."

Touches on enjoying the tactile feeling of a freshly shaved scalp.

🌐 3. Website & Podcast Updates

Jason has reorganized his website with playlists in blocks of 50 episodes (e.g., 1–50, 601–650, etc.).

Each playlist includes features like download, play, comment, share.

Mentions this helps overcome limitations on platforms like Apple Podcasts, which restrict how many episodes are viewable.

🎯 4. Future Plans for the Podcast

Keep things simple and consistent:

Make recordings daily (Mon–Fri).

Skip time-consuming tasks like writing detailed descriptions or focusing on SEO.

No transcripts or fancy uploads—just record, edit, upload, repeat.

Emphasizes returning to basics, echoing earlier days of the podcast.

📈 5. YouTube Stats & Algorithm Mysteries

Jason shares his YouTube analytics:

Some episodes unexpectedly surge in popularity (e.g., Episode 1456 got 219 views in 2 days).

Wonders why YouTube promotes certain episodes.

Reflects on long-term podcasting (nearly 20 years!) and the experience of being “rediscovered” by longtime listeners.

🛋️ 6. Childhood Memories & Home Nostalgia

Jason reminisces about his childhood bedroom, saying it was his favorite room ever.

Talks about living with his nan and loving that house so much he’d buy it if he had the money.

Considers how he’d re-use rooms for podcasting and living now.

🎭 7. School Memories & Teachers

Launches into a humorous, imagined conversation with his former drama teacher—blurring reality and fiction.

Recalls doing drama classes, wearing makeup and dresses, and walking home that way.

Reflects on being a cheeky kid, joking around, and how some teachers viewed him.

👬 8. Friends & Teenage Friendships

Detailed reflections on childhood friends: Dean, Neil, Ivan, and Stephen.

Talks about how some friendships changed or ended, especially as they transitioned into teenage years.

Shares how Neil’s parents helped him out when he moved into his first flat at age 16—showing genuine gratitude.

Explores feelings around friendship, growing up, and being a bit of a “late bloomer.”

👂 9. Sleep Sounds, Background Noise, and Accepting Imperfection

Jason reflects on how, in the past, he needed silence to sleep but now embraces natural background noise (like birds, dogs, and ambient room sounds).

This shift supports the core theme of his podcast: helping others relax and sleep in the real world, not a perfectly silent one.

🧠 Overall Tone & Style

Stream-of-consciousness, reflective, and humorous.

A mix of light storytelling, gentle rambling, and personal insight.

Reassuring and intentionally meandering—true to the Let Me Bore You To Sleep style.