Spades Slick built this town, and now he's going to destroy it himself.

John continues his pirate adventure as Vriska's crew pulls a mutiny. John realized Vriska is dangerous and that when the opportunity for her to come back to life is in his hand her refuses. Rose is only getting drunker and Kanaya is very disappointed in her. Caliborn starts loving his lepercauns, but not in that way. Spade Slick gets a different gang back together and returns to an apartment with a view. After Hussie tries to stop her Vriska reveals the ultimate weapon. John lends an arm, goes fuzzy and travels the worlds.

The midnight crew enters the Felt's Mansion to enact their revenge and steal their loot.

Karkat and Dave (through speaker crab) decide it's finally have an intervention. No not for Rose's alcoholism that is getting worse every day but for Terezi becoming a juggalo. Caliborn is making his way through a series of planets and picking up some green gnomes/leprechauns/Felts along the way. John falls asleep and Davesprite flies away like a piece of lovable shit. John meets up with a roving band of pirates and gets told the story of just how cherubs do it. Terezi wakes up and sees her friends, Karkat relates to teens, Dave finds out about communism.

Rose and Dave have a merry Gristmas and get some stylish new looks. Dave makes a bunch of useless shit. AR, PM, and WV Get...acquainted? Jade delivers some important packages. Rose enters.

After the kids mess around more in trickster mode Andrew Hussie steps in to put a stop to it and speed up the plot. The kids wake up in their respective moons and start getting real about their problems. Jack gets a little English on him and Betty Crocker is cooking up something. A window is cracked, a dog attacks her friends and capitalism wins.

Jade shows us Prospit and gives us quite a few revelations. John has a little Gristmas! WV & PM Defend themselves from the onslaught of AR's weaponry. Jules is a gun nerd.

We've at last made it to Act 5 proper! Karkat immediately makes an ass out of himself talking to John, and then proceeds to make an even bigger ass out of himself trying to convince the other trolls to help him harass the kids. Meanwhile, Vriska's apparently got a few irons in the fire! What's her DEAL?

Roxy has a family reunion that is cut short. Jane walks around her house but is only reminded of her sad life. Roxy escapes from a Derse prison due to a Void Ring. Jake has a pretty gay conversation with Caliborn. Dirk breaks down and AR almost just breaks. A new STRONG sprite is made. Jane has a lick of a sucker and we aren't feeling peachy.

John discovers a horrifying secret about his father. Rose escapes the lab. Jade goes to sleep.