It's time to crack open the oldest and boldest book in history. On the first day, God said "Let them give cunt!"

 

We are back to address the rumors, the drama and conflamma-- but that's not even the most important thing. We also play a few good old fashioned rounds of the Noah's Ark game, in which we decide who is allowed on the boat to God's New World, and who is most definitely not invited. Did it give Leviticus sweetie? We also present our bold new vision for public transportation across our great nation.

 

Join us or be washed from the Earth! American Pika gang GET UP!

 

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