We have three voices, one heart, and six eyes. But will that be enough to get us through the Tentacle Car Wash?

LMaM is back after an unintentional break with a new episode that is very intentionally hip.

Scientists have formulated a new song that is clinically proven to be the best one! Let it be the soundtrack to your favorite activities: leaving the club, buying a pet, and trampolining.

What better way to ring in the new year than with a new dance revolving around a vague, ethereal, multi-hat-wearing being? Dr. Brims has the instructions for you to follow, and boy oh boy, they aren't very clear.

Let's make a holiday carol! The LMaM fam is delighted to welcome special guest Sarah Lamb, the belle of bells, to our holiday episode. It's the time of year when 'naughty or nice' is on everybody's minds. But we find that what really matters is forgiving others' wrongdoings with enough time to go to the store and buy mountains of deli meat for those who mean the most to you.

What happens when smooth-as-silk degrades into stanky-as-old-milk. This week's episode is a 360 degree tour of new mouth sounds, what King Arthur really brought to the table, and, seemingly as always, new ways to sing about food. Prepare your nose.

Turn the lights down low. Dust off your old vinyl records. Do your best not to drop any candles. Smooth week is here on LMaM!

In which we write our first melancholy song, 'Discarded in the Thicket Behind Outback Steakhouse (Sonnet #0).' If any of you know Sufjan Stevens, drop him a line and see if he'll join us one of these weeks. That is, after you're done crying over this brooding, folksy number.

How did we create that incredible theme song? And why did we insist on putting that really loud stylophone in there? Here's our very first discussion, where we take a deep dive into the best theme songs in the world and see what makes them tick. It's also where we decide to never use the letter "J" ever again. Except for right there.

We are so, so sorry to bring the new Thanksgiving mascot, Mr. Dad, into your life. But he's here now, so you might as well give him a waffle.