Lex knew he could trust a guy who wanted to make a tire trade in the hardware store parking lot.

Lex learns that losing a wallet isn't the obvious hint it seemed to be.

Lex is pretty sure asking Becky to make pillows also woulda ended the friendship, but he can't be sure.

Lex doesn't want a Houston Rockets shirt after finding out the New Orleans Pelicans shirt gets all linty.

Lex doesn't have to check with his husband before getting a vanity or a soccer chair.

Certain to encounter only tolerance and expanded horizons, Lex shares the Turnpike Troubadours and Allison Russell with friends.

Lex gets sent to a lot of far away addresses, but doesn't go to a local one.

The Admiral and the Lime are joined by a Wahoo.

After dealing with thrift store based derision, Lex makes it possible for his wife to continue to park on the driveway.

Lex is called brother, bro, boss, man and buddy by someone who thinks his shorts are dope.