Lex buys himself a Hamilton Tiger-Cats sweatshirt he didn't need and while potentially recouping the money he spent on it, is happy to see a wheelchair lift.

While shipping an Aimé Leon Dore jersey, Lex doens't know if the University of Tufts Jumbos basketball team made the NCAA tournament.

Lex DOESN'T encounter an obvious advance payment scam after getting stuck behind a train.

Lex applies lessons learned at tag sales to what remained of his Volkswagen Fox stuff, but not before bothering his number neighbor.

Though turbo boost on the Aventon is a reference to Knight Rider, Lex still sells his counterfiet, Greek, Dukes of Hazzard shirt.

Lex knew he could trust a guy who wanted to make a tire trade in the hardware store parking lot.

Lex learns that losing a wallet isn't the obvious hint it seemed to be.

Lex is pretty sure asking Becky to make pillows also woulda ended the friendship, but he can't be sure.

Lex doesn't want a Houston Rockets shirt after finding out the New Orleans Pelicans shirt gets all linty.

Lex doesn't have to check with his husband before getting a vanity or a soccer chair.