Why is London the best city in the world? Why is Brighton full of terrible people? What do you do about scary nine year olds?

Email us at [email protected]. You know what to do.

Johnny makes some powerful points about astrology. The bit I found interesting was how the thoughtless dismissal of astrology is essentially sexist; would it be treated more respectfully if the majority of people interested in it were men?

Email us at [email protected] to tell us your star sign. I'm sure Johnny is curious and will tell us all why a certain star sign being prevalent among our listeners is auspicious.

I don't know what happened in this episode. I must've been feeling very aggressive this day. What an absolutely uncalled for attack on a massive demographic. 

According to our analytics a good chunk of our listeners come from one demographic, and I spent most of this episode attacking them. Self sabotage or growing closer by provoking, like a primary school kid? I don't know.

Email us at [email protected] to tell me off. I shouldn't have done it.

Just like Usher with his confession series, Johnny ambushes me with questions I wasn't prepared for and digs into my romantic history in this episode, and then somehow we get to talking about polyamory?

Anywho, I've been exposed and attacked and I'll be hiding under my blankets for the next week now.

For real though, would you have gone up that tree? Am I crazy? To let us know, email us at [email protected]

We usually record a bunch of episodes and release them over time but this one is from a very recent recording which we felt like we had to publish ASAP before it loses its immediacy. It's of course about the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and how I got all emotional about it and had to be talked down by Johnny from running to Kyiv and joining a volunteer legion.

We've gotten a bit away from our usual silly segments but it was a worthwhile chat and I'm desperately curious to see how this more sincere, long form amble goes down.

The boys are back in town! Sisters are doing it for themselves! Eye of the tiger!

We're taking things to the next level with some of the segments we've discussed and wait for it...sound effects and music stings.

What a time to be alive! If you want to tell us what makes you excited to be alive, email us at [email protected]

We struggle with this one. The easy, breezy confidence of our first venture out has disappeared and now we get to see what we're really made of. This episode is all about the power of names. Nominative determinism and all that. More act of creation, picking a name that will stick to us for years to come!

You already have a bit of a spoiler in the podcast title. Enjoy!

As always, please send emails and cool creative stuff to [email protected]

Witness the act of creation. Wherein we have a chat to figure out what this podcast is actually going to be - is it a comedy podcast? Culture? Love & life? We have two very different ideas for what kind of podcast we want this to be.

Email us at [email protected] so that we can talk to you!