Welcome back! In episode two, Carson and Knives pivot hard and handle with grace and aplomb what is essentially an enormous rewrite from God when He literally and figuratively scraps the initial plot (and the whole fucking planet) and does a do-over.  Carson and Knives follow along with a do-over of their own, except when these hotshot superproducers do it, it's not genocide.  If you thought your DM's were flooded after posting that thirst trap pic (cool modern reference!), wait till you see what God does to the earth, with the exception of one family He decides He likes for no apparent reason!

On their debut episode, Carson and Knives unleash their genius upon both the world and the Lord above starting at the beginning of all that is, was, or will be. Or will it? If you've ever opened the Bible to page one and thought to yourself, "I wish this was edited and contextualized to me further by total strangers that as of now I am deeply apprehensive of," then you have come to the right place. 

Theme music by Luke Borsten.