This short king is our littlest stinker yet. Pee Wee Gaskins was only five feet and some change, but that didn't stop him from committing some heinous big boy crimes that will make your jaw drop.

This football-shaped head havin' mf collected a small army of vulnerable people and held them captive in his Philly basement dungeon before resorting to murder, decapitation and wearing a stained suede jacket.

The Gainesville Ripper is a real piece of work! On top of being a nightmare serial killer who was the inspiration for the Scream movies, he also caused a wave of terror that will likely only be experienced again by Jon DelCollo when Impractical Jokers goes off the air.

We're sold on this psycho! Todd Kohlhepp is a real estate agent/mass murderer/serial killer who utilized his 95 acre compound to indulge in his darkest desires. This goofball wreaked havoc everywhere he went and will leave you grateful that his mother never got him the gerbil he desperately desired.

We scoured the creep card catalog to find the stinker with the softest meat imaginable and The Rostov Ripper did not disappoint. This bad boy's wet noodle bird was the least of his worries, as he ended up committing at least 53 murders, ate body parts and threw temper tantrums for the ages in the courtroom.

The scouting report is in and we haven't seen a player since O.J. Simpson who possesses the power, speed, agility and murderous rage quite like Aaron Hernandez. This lil stinker was raising hell on the gridiron and in the streets, settling beefs, both real and imagined, with gunfire, while clapping a few cheeks along the way.

Man, it's hard to think ill of a guy who started the Piggy Palace Good Times Society, but this Stinker manages to do so by killing 49 people. Fix yourself a heaping helping of bacon before you pig out on this one.

Albert Fish was a nightmare of a human being and you will not find a more depraved individual. Grab a nice bowl of turds, a warm mug of piss and a cat o’nine tails to beat your own ass with before hitting play on this bad boy.

This may be the only time we are able to cover a person who is a serial killer, arsonist, unlicensed psychiatrist, author, recording artist, scam artist, motivational speaker and game show contestant. Edward Wayne Edwards did it all!

Smoking hot convicted murderer Jodi Arias leads us down a rabbit hole of pyramid schemes, Mormon whoopee making and unfortunately, one of the most gruesome murders we've covered yet. More importantly, our beloved Jake Mattera has returned to us after escaping the clutches of The Delco Diddler and has some explaining to do.

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