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Title: Dating Daisy
Author: Daisy Mae
Narrator: Catherine Carter
Format: Unabridged
Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
Language: English
Release date: 10-18-17
Publisher: Daisy Mae
Genres: Fiction, Chick Lit
Publisher's Summary:
What do you do when you're a newly divorced 52-year-old mother, keen for a second chance of romance? Why Internet dating of course!
Daisy Mae_224 embarks on the Internet dating process with trepidation. Having not been on the dating scene for nearly 30 years, and with fairly rudimentary computer skills, she finds herself embroiled in a series of haphazard and hilarious situations. Daisy keeps a diary of her Internet dating life and reveals detail by detail, the ups and downs of her midlife dating extravaganza.
Soon after starting out, Daisy realizes her true mission. With no past experience and no-one/nothing to guide her, she needs to produce - Internet Dating lessons. Listen on to find out about PLONKERS, muppets, and MAWDs, and a whole host of amusing anecdotes, tips and ideas. Working by day as a Sexual Health doctor, the story as it unfolds contains accounts of Daisy's clinical experiences with patients in the Sexual Health clinic. She also reflects on her past life with Voldemort (the dreadful ex-husband).
With advice and encouragement from Imogen, her 17-year-old daughter, her surrogate parents known as the Amigos, with a big house and swanky swimming pool, her friend Pinkie and from Jeannie, her nonagenarian friend from the Nursing Home, Daisy resiliently persists in her quest to find a long-term partner.
This is a heartfelt story that will ring bells with anyone who has ended a long term relationship and now wants to find somebody new. It is humorously written, full of emails, poems, limericks, and even a recipe!
Daisy can't resist her advice on topics like "Kissing" and "Anti-Snoring". It is a unique and highly amusing book, which will make you laugh out loud! So listen on and see. Will Dating Daisy find her "prairie vole?" Or will the whole process end in disaster?
Members Reviews:
lives through disastrous dates and disappointment and narrowly misses being scammed
Dating Daisy is the story of Daisyâs experiences on internet dating sites. As Daisy learns something new from everyone she connects with she draws up her list of doâs and donâtâs â and then promptly ignores them. She finds herself obsessed with checking each site regularly for replies, her hopes of meeting Mr Right becoming more frustrated and more intense. Daisy receives everything from poetic replies to unabashed lies, lives through disastrous dates and disappointment and narrowly misses being scammed. Interspersed with her dating life she shares true stories from her work as a Sexual Health Doctor, some hilarious, others almost unbelievable. If you enjoy diary-style novels or are about to sign yourself up on an Internet Dating Site, you should check out Dating Daisy first!
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
If you want a real life scenario of Internet datingâthe good, the bad, the uglyâthis bookâs for you. Daisy adds humor to hard-to-believe events. Nevertheless, theyâre real. All of them. You canât make this stuff up. She has a gift for limericks and repartee. Having experienced the sorrows of Internet dating, I, like Daisy, had wanted to forget the whole thing, but in the end, persistence paid off. A terrific read.â
An entertaining read! Daisy takes you with her on a hilarious path to finding new love!
Following the end of what she once believed would be a lifelong marriage, Daisy decides to âget out thereâ and jumps into the world of online dating.