Andy and Dani read Wicked by Gregory Maguire. Dani comes in hot after a champagne brunch, what if Wicked was the only story of Oz, Liir is the saddest boi there ever was, Elphaba would be an Olympic curler, and Dorothy definitely has man hands.

Andy and Dani talk RomComs. Dani is very passionate about romantic reality TV shows, Andy guesses the plots to popular RomComs, and the Hallmark movie equation is finally cracked.

Andy and Dani read Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Zahra has the best one-liners, who would play these characters in a movie adaptation, Dani majored in nouns and Vote Andy for President 2028.

Andy and Dani talk about the books they haven’t read but should have? McDonald’s cuisine is the best road trip food, Dani didn’t like being told what to read in school, Andy holds a 10-year grudge against the school cop who cut the power while he wrote an essay.

Andy and Dani read Lord of the Flies by ‎William Golding. Andy comes to terms that he is Piggy, these kids obviously never watched Naked and Afraid, and who would play these characters in a movie adaptation?

Andy and Dani argue over the best super powers. Is the power of flight overrated? Dani wants the power to predict the next big band and Andy wants the power to stop the effects of alcohol and hangovers.

Andy and Dani read Riot Baby by Tochi Onyebuchi. This book has force behind every one of the 174 pages. The injustice of the prison system, what it means to have super powers, Dani has to drink every time she says “interesting,” and Andy is a smarty-pants.

Andy and Dani discuss their guilty pleasure reads, shows, and other things. Dani the farsighted four year old, Andy and His Pleasures, the new hit ska band, Tusk, and David Caruso. 

Andy and Dani read The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. Dan Brown is the ultimate English Major until someone else does the reading for class, Andy’s cat sneak attacks, and Granddads can still be Granddaddies.

Andy and Dani talk about breaking their reading habits and the habits of the book industry as a whole. How do we, as readers, diversify our book choice? Will Andy ever stop bringing up GoT? Will Dani ever read the Brontë sisters again?