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Andy and Dani read The Night Manager by John le Carré. Dani is morbidly hungover, Andy was The Night Lackey at a UConn convenience store, Dani has an existential crisis, and could either of them be good spies?
Andy and Dani talk all things romance. Meeting significant others through a dating app vs “real life,” could Dani meet “the One” at the clurb, Andy guesses rom coms based on their descriptions, and Dani feels like her friendship with Andy has been a lie!
Andy and Dani read Normal People by Sally Rooney. Dani hates the word juicy, what would this book look like if everyone was a mutant, Andy and Dani talk about the different types of love, everyone is f*cked up, and Andy begins his new role as a Love Goro fighting for love.
Andy and Dani have a Harry Potter movie marathon and of course, get hammered. Andy and Dani recast the characters, Andy raps for a quick second, the movies screwed Ginny over hardcore, would Snape have pooped his pants when he died, and more importantly did Harry?
Andy and Dani finally finish the Harry Potter series and talk about The Half-Blood Prince and The Deathly Hallows. Would Andy want a Horcrux, could Dani use Liquid Luck for the GameStop stock market insanity, are there sexy memories in the Pensieve, and is Snape a good character?
Andy and Dani talk about childhood books and series that they loved. Andy never ever, ever wants to go back to an office, Grandparent time is just like cat time, Dani tries to remember a book from the Accelerated Reader era, and would Andy have been Dani’s friend in elementary school?
Andy and Dani read Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling. Andy wants to know why the magical world would care about the boundaries of the ‘normal world,’ Dani wants just one nice Slytherin, Neville Longbottom definitely peaks in college, and there are some serious consequences.
Andy and Dani talk about reading Harry Potter for their first time. Dani will forever be a river weasel, Andy keeps a list of every book he’s ever read and spoilers it’s a lot, should there be a Samwise Gamgee and Harry Potter fanfic?
Andy and Dani read Harry Potter books 1-3 by J.K. Rowling. Andy cannot say, Professor McGonagall, Hogwarts would have the most lit faculty lounge, Dani wishes chunky werewolves were a thing, and Andy and Dani discuss what mythical creatures they would be.
Andy and Dani talk through their favorite books, beer, podcasts, and music of 2020 because there has to be something good… right? Santa came for Dani, Andy never wins the game Sorry, and Dani tries to imagine Andy having fun at a club.
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