Andy and Dani talk about The Princess Bride by William Goldman. Is Humperdink Lord Farquaad? Andy would marry The Albino, kill The Count, and f*ck Humperdink, would the Princess Bride band be flamenco or rock, and once again the importance of Taco Bell is discussed.

Andy and Dani talk about Halloweens past. Dani lived in a haunted house, the new hit TV show ghost squirrels, Andy refuses to shave his beard for costumes, and Dani’s costumes weren’t the most age-appropriate.

Andy and Dani talk about The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson. After some technical difficulties, Dani’s mic makes her sound extra spooky, Andy doesn’t know his feels about unreliable narrators, Dr. Montague is Daddy Summer camp, Mrs. Montague SUCKS, and who on earth pays the Dudleys?!?

Sorry for the delay. The tech issue was as creepy as Hill House. 

Andy and Dani talk musicals after too many glasses of champagne. Christain Bale in Newsies was Dani’s first crush, Andy never-ever-ever wants to see Sound of Music ever again, Dani sadly belongs in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and everyone needs a good emo band. 

Andy and Dani read Wicked by Gregory Maguire. Dani comes in hot after a champagne brunch, what if Wicked was the only story of Oz, Liir is the saddest boi there ever was, Elphaba would be an Olympic curler, and Dorothy definitely has man hands.

Andy and Dani talk RomComs. Dani is very passionate about romantic reality TV shows, Andy guesses the plots to popular RomComs, and the Hallmark movie equation is finally cracked.

Andy and Dani read Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Zahra has the best one-liners, who would play these characters in a movie adaptation, Dani majored in nouns and Vote Andy for President 2028.

Andy and Dani talk about the books they haven’t read but should have? McDonald’s cuisine is the best road trip food, Dani didn’t like being told what to read in school, Andy holds a 10-year grudge against the school cop who cut the power while he wrote an essay.

Andy and Dani read Lord of the Flies by ‎William Golding. Andy comes to terms that he is Piggy, these kids obviously never watched Naked and Afraid, and who would play these characters in a movie adaptation?

Andy and Dani argue over the best super powers. Is the power of flight overrated? Dani wants the power to predict the next big band and Andy wants the power to stop the effects of alcohol and hangovers.