It’s Andy’s Birthday! Andy goes over his top fantasy books and Dani pretends like she knows what’s happening. Introducing Andy’s Absolutely Outrageous Book Rating System:

Tier 1: Best of the best

Tier 1A: Best of the best but something missing

Tier 2: Seminal texts to read

Tier 3: Everything else

Andy and Dani read The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami. Dani listens to the audio book instead of reading because she was lazy, sometimes an olive is just an olive, and the what-not-to-do-after-a-breakup book.

Andy and Dani talk about finishing different series books, TV, and movies. What makes the end of the series satisfying? Andy admits his love for Guy’s Grocery Games, Dani gets heated about Lost, and fan theories gone too far.

Andy and Dani finish the Wolf Hall trilogy with The Mirror & the Light by Hilary Mantel. Andy and Dani create Cromwell’s dating profile, Christophe saves the day, and Henry VIII would be the ultimate Catfish in the 21st century. 

Andy and Dani talk through the quarantine process and how COVID-19 has changed the day to day. Dani has discovered her undying love and hatred for TikTok. Andy’s working on his relationship with Stella the sphynx cat.

Andy and Dani dive in the second Wolf Hall trilogy Bring Up The Bodies by Hilary Mantel. Dani finds all the cats, Saturdays are for the 16th Century bois, and Andy can’t help but bring up Game of Thrones. Apologies for the quiet audio quality in this episode… Let’s blame it on Andy.

Andy and Dani talk about Banshees and Leprechauns. Dani still loves Ghost Adventures. Andy still doesn’t. Dani’s great grandfather gets taken out by Leprechauns.

Andy and Dani discuss Wolf Hall by Hillary Mantel. Dani knows nothing about history. Is Cromwell the 16th century Bachelor? Who will receive the final rose?

Andy and Dani talk dating apps, exchange bad date stories, and get drunk.

Andy and Dani dive into erotic fiction with Sylvia Day’s Bared to You. Dani finds out her grandmother is an erotic fiction fan. The team plays F*ck, Marry, Kill. What should you do when butt stuff comes out of left field?