There has been this many people sick on Thanksgiving since the original Thanksgiving. (Scalloped potatoes?) Seeing The Getaway at New Beverly Cinema, and all the complaints observations that come with it. The Paul Newman/Jo Woodward doc on HBO, and obnoxious Hollywood people. The culmination of a month long mini-bender, and...the Jew Broad. (Gasp!) "Wednesday" on Netflix. Stand up? Slow down!

It's Thanksgiving, omgggg. (I didn't end up going back east) Rent-a-coffin? Cognitive Dissidents show. Student debt forgiveness. Bitch really put the "mean" in "Armenian." 

Gay-bors. More like Chipot-LAME. Pretty sure my screenplay for Mark Normand ended up in a trash heap somewhere in Brea, CA. I had a show at the Ha Ha. (The mention was lost last episode) I had TWO madam callers this week! The JFK Revisited doc. (Highly recommend, if you like that shit. Even if you hate Oliver Stone)

For the 2nd time this year, one of the tracks on the Zoom just had nothing on it. There was a track there, but all the audio had disappeared and I lost 30 minutes of show. If it happens again, I'll have to buy a new unit. Sorry about the abridged show. (It was supposed to be right after the "Cops" lyrics part)

Halloween-less. Im almost jealous of bald people that don't have to get their haircut. T Shirts? More like t-HURTS. The Alex Stein spitter. Fourth Wall Cafe show...HOW DID IT GO?? (They call that "a teaser" in the biz) Vinnie's show, and broads with more ego than funny bones. 

Mic report. "Kanye." Coming Out Of The Closet - A Halloween Tale. New neighbors! Useless cops! DSLR? More like TCDW (this camera dont work) The New Guy: Day 3 (more like GAY 3) 

"Stand up for yourself," lol!!!! X-T4 galore. Package snatch. Keira Sedgwick is a mole factory. Throat procedure #2, Electric Boogaloo. "Things I Saw On The Road This Week." Fat Burger's garbage can is more like a garbage CAN'T. More like WORST Buy. 

Flying is quite trying. Andor talk. A wild Saturday night, which ended in "No Pussyville." (again) Faux-tography. The GOAT prepares for the throat. I got 99 problems, and a witch is one.

Un-re-MARK-able results on my script so far. Day 2 of shooting, and finding out directing and shooting is...harder than I thought it would be. Will you watch "Rust," or Avatar 2? Or Black Panther 2? I saw that movie "Smile," and I talk about it. 

Porn photographers are/were under appreciated. "Just when I thought I was OUT, they pull me back in." (Stand up) "Just when I thought I was OUT, they pull me back in." (Filmmaking) Barbarian. (The movie) I finally got my script into the hands of Mark Normand, after seeing his resplendent performance at the Brea Improv.