The new joint. Sleep paralysis. A guy got stabbed in the neck, I say what the heck. Bad food Tuesday. More like NOT Water Music.

MY COLD FINALLY WENT AWAY. Au revoir, Canyon Country. Bad trip to Arbys. James Caan died. 4th of July, and the penalty I paid on the 5th of July. 

Apparently I'm going to have this cold for the rest of my life. Sherman blokes. Rocha's cold open & other stand up ruminations. Roe vs Wade is gay.

Id like to give you a hand, right 'acrosst' your face. I still have a fucking cold, and went to a weird old white guy doctor who wanted to touch my weenis. (I think) The girly from Mr. Furley. Bed bugs, because I don't have enough problems. 

Still sick. House-keeping. The Virzis were on Adam Carolla, whuuut! Why did I watch Ghostbusters Afterlife? F Disney Plus. Phillip Baker Hall died. Why is Ryan Gosling playing "Ken" in a live action Barbie movie? Everything is a scam, and the FlightsMojo fiasco. The "business mixer" with Vinnie. 

He is risen! (Im still sick) Ray Liotta. Breakin up is hard to jew. Falling apart-ment. The Offer? You can't refuse! (booo) Top Gun II. Saturday Night Neither. 

I have a horrific cold that made landfall on Sunday and has gotten progressively worse. Horrific nasal drip and dry/sore throat. I can't talk more than a minute without coughing or choking. (To some people's utter delight) Tried doing an episode last night but I couldn't even get 5 minutes, it's just atrocious and an audio nightmare. (Even more so than usual) 

Sorry fam, be back next week. (I think Ive only had to do this one other time)

The 575 kid. Dr Strange 2 part two, and the most ridiculously overpriced drinks Ive ever had. Sy Snootles at Chipotle. Canters stinks. Apartment shopping blows. 

Friday the 13th. The weekend. Dr. Strange 2 ("tWoOo?!")

Spotter app. The meritocracy of stand up comedy. Growth spurt? The horn. The Ghostbusters Direct TV ads with the baseball guys are terrible. Ambulance. (The movie) Danny Trejo jr. Three Mile Island.