Not-Even-Slightly-"Urgent" Care. Editing. Stand up; a hero rises. F Avatar 2. (I didn't see it, but F it on principle) Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. (See it No Time, Anywhere, For Any Reason) Vitamin Shopppee low stock. Supercuts? More like SuperSLUTS! "Santa Baby" stinks as a Christmas song.

Baby, It's Fuckin Cold Outside. The Culver City Police Department is a helluva place. People that fucked me this week: Ralph's deli slicer guy, and guy at Carl's Jr drive through. The "self important A" accent. Cave In show. Dimebag, and the Berenstein Bears paradox. 

He really puts the "no" in D'Onofrio. I'm the fat chick that drove Rob & Mitch to the bar. Shoot, day 6 of 6. (Jesus) The "American Boy" Scorsese documentary. Don't be "person that leaves an invisible car length" in front of you for no reason in traffic. Don't. Drones. This wretched Indiana Jones 5 trailer, and all it portends. More like Axl BLOWS.

There has been this many people sick on Thanksgiving since the original Thanksgiving. (Scalloped potatoes?) Seeing The Getaway at New Beverly Cinema, and all the complaints observations that come with it. The Paul Newman/Jo Woodward doc on HBO, and obnoxious Hollywood people. The culmination of a month long mini-bender, and...the Jew Broad. (Gasp!) "Wednesday" on Netflix. Stand up? Slow down!

It's Thanksgiving, omgggg. (I didn't end up going back east) Rent-a-coffin? Cognitive Dissidents show. Student debt forgiveness. Bitch really put the "mean" in "Armenian." 

Gay-bors. More like Chipot-LAME. Pretty sure my screenplay for Mark Normand ended up in a trash heap somewhere in Brea, CA. I had a show at the Ha Ha. (The mention was lost last episode) I had TWO madam callers this week! The JFK Revisited doc. (Highly recommend, if you like that shit. Even if you hate Oliver Stone)

For the 2nd time this year, one of the tracks on the Zoom just had nothing on it. There was a track there, but all the audio had disappeared and I lost 30 minutes of show. If it happens again, I'll have to buy a new unit. Sorry about the abridged show. (It was supposed to be right after the "Cops" lyrics part)

Halloween-less. Im almost jealous of bald people that don't have to get their haircut. T Shirts? More like t-HURTS. The Alex Stein spitter. Fourth Wall Cafe show...HOW DID IT GO?? (They call that "a teaser" in the biz) Vinnie's show, and broads with more ego than funny bones. 

Mic report. "Kanye." Coming Out Of The Closet - A Halloween Tale. New neighbors! Useless cops! DSLR? More like TCDW (this camera dont work) The New Guy: Day 3 (more like GAY 3) 

"Stand up for yourself," lol!!!! X-T4 galore. Package snatch. Keira Sedgwick is a mole factory. Throat procedure #2, Electric Boogaloo. "Things I Saw On The Road This Week." Fat Burger's garbage can is more like a garbage CAN'T. More like WORST Buy.