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mm mm mmm, you won't find any clues here

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what's scarier than a first outing with your fellow employee's? old men at the pool. 

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we all know porn is fake but let's be real, we still listen to the tips it gives us. when are we going to stop letting fake images show us how to act in real circumstances? 

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this week, y'all are gifted an episode full of how-to's. a how-to ace an interview. a how-to be an ultimate host. a how-to calm your anxiety when hosting. enjoy the tips && tricks.

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tune in this week as i share my experience with the sweet liquid that can come out of a woman's vaginal hole on certain occasions of arousal. 

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i saw my ex in public. am i going to have sex on my wedding night? ashtray is cal's youngest son.

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am i wrong? it kinda does.

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or, i guess i should say.. i've had multiple nocturnal orgasms. which i've found is normal? why can i orgasm in my sleep faster than when i'm awake. and, don't even get me started on how fast guys can squirt that little juice out of their hole faster than a woman can get aroused.

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that's right, we're taking a bath together. grab whatever bath salts, light whatever candles, drop whatever bath bombs you have and get naked. 

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tick-tock.. tick-tock.. tick-tock. do you hear that too? yeah, it's almost like a.. ticking sound? ohhh, don't worry! it's just the fertilization in my fallopian tubes DECAYING WITH EVERY SECOND. 

yeah

fucking

dying

every.

second.

more dead.

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