"Person-To-Person" tells the comedic tale of telephone operators, spanakopita and The Twilight Zone.

"Stranded In Seattle" tells the comedic tale of yodeling, monster burritos and a 6-and-a-half-foot fake stuffed eagle named Gary.

"In The Zone" tells the comedic tale of Comet cleanser, naughty acronyms and Worcestershire sauce.

"Bastille Day" tells the comedic tale of sliced salami, Forest Lawn and a chain-smoking hillbilly.

"Up A Notch" tells the comedic tale of a hunky Greek taverna owner, Cyndi Lauper records and a kiddie wading pool.

"Zeros And Ones" tells the comedic tale of Long Island Iced Teas, Sears Craftsman Vise Grips and The Weather Girls.

"Act Your Age" tells the comedic tale of Krispy Kreme donuts, Botox and a wig.

"You'll Go Down In Her Story-Part 2" tells the comedic tale of plastic curtains, an elderly Cockney maid and eating real gold leaf.

"You'll Go Down In Her Story-Part 1" tells the comedic tale of stalking Lily Tomlin, a $10 Vegas hotel room, and the Island of Misfit Toys.

"The Same, Only More" tells the comedic tale of compression socks, hoarding and a Hershey Bar.