Maria and Marris try to keep it together through the exhaustion to recap Lollapalooza. Also Maria was clearly in a contest with herself to see how many F-bombs one human could possibly drop, so turn that into a drinking game if you wanna get drunk.

In memory of Marshall Russell. Rest in peace, brother.

Maria returns from vacation to find yet another social media platform has been launched. Billionaires are fighting. People are using stones as a unit of measurement. The world is in chaos.

But it's fun. This is fun.

We start with male sensitivity and somehow find our way to weird vibrators. Marris' deceased father accidentally gets brought into it (RIP, great man who brought up a great son). We're a mess.

Marris attempts to hold Maria's attention long enough to explain the game of baseball. Given this espidoe is over half an hour, you can guess how that goes.

Get to know our resident weirdos, Maria and Marris. It's like hanging out with your college friends, minus the jungle juice.