Maria feels like a dick for cancelling on Marris last week, Taylor Swift, Ninja Turtles, Game of Thrones, C2E2, the chaos continues...

Maria and Marris prove their incompetence. Again. Stay tuned at the end for bloopers of podcasts we tried to record before we got this episode to you.

Get it? Like the Motley Crue song but a little more... respectful isn't exactly the word, but you get the idea.

Anyway, Maria and Marris start light, get heavy, then diffues with Taylor Swift talk. Maria moves one step closer to making Marris a Swiftie.

Getting smoked. Either with pot or punches, surprise us.

The usual antics, plus a little more trauma and bragging.
A quick TRIGGER WARNING as we do discuss domestic violence this episode.

We hear about Marris' weird knees, Maria cusses a lot and gets existentially upset. The usual.

Maria and Marris continue the Taylor Swift discussion, touch on the MCU, Gaslighting, Spongebob... You know, the normal chaos.

The iHeartRadio Music Festival, Swift and Kelce, Dating Effort, Maria and Marris being Maria and Marris

Armrests, violins, and balloons: 3 things that have nothing in common, but your chaos-goblin hosts will find a bizarre way to connect them.

Maria is confident she can take on any predator in the animal kingdom, Marris is confident Maria needs to be tethered to a fence post, the boss calls, it's your general chaos and hilarity.