Maria is confident she can take on any predator in the animal kingdom, Marris is confident Maria needs to be tethered to a fence post, the boss calls, it's your general chaos and hilarity.

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Maria and Marris try to keep it together through the exhaustion to recap Lollapalooza. Also Maria was clearly in a contest with herself to see how many F-bombs one human could possibly drop, so turn that into a drinking game if you wanna get drunk.

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In memory of Marshall Russell. Rest in peace, brother.

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Maria returns from vacation to find yet another social media platform has been launched. Billionaires are fighting. People are using stones as a unit of measurement. The world is in chaos.

But it's fun. This is fun.

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We start with male sensitivity and somehow find our way to weird vibrators. Marris' deceased father accidentally gets brought into it (RIP, great man who brought up a great son). We're a mess.

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Marris attempts to hold Maria's attention long enough to explain the game of baseball. Given this espidoe is over half an hour, you can guess how that goes.

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Get to know our resident weirdos, Maria and Marris. It's like hanging out with your college friends, minus the jungle juice.

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