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Getting smoked. Either with pot or punches, surprise us.

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The usual antics, plus a little more trauma and bragging.
A quick TRIGGER WARNING as we do discuss domestic violence this episode.

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We hear about Marris' weird knees, Maria cusses a lot and gets existentially upset. The usual.

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Maria and Marris continue the Taylor Swift discussion, touch on the MCU, Gaslighting, Spongebob... You know, the normal chaos.

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The iHeartRadio Music Festival, Swift and Kelce, Dating Effort, Maria and Marris being Maria and Marris

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Armrests, violins, and balloons: 3 things that have nothing in common, but your chaos-goblin hosts will find a bizarre way to connect them.

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Maria is confident she can take on any predator in the animal kingdom, Marris is confident Maria needs to be tethered to a fence post, the boss calls, it's your general chaos and hilarity.

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Maria and Marris try to keep it together through the exhaustion to recap Lollapalooza. Also Maria was clearly in a contest with herself to see how many F-bombs one human could possibly drop, so turn that into a drinking game if you wanna get drunk.

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In memory of Marshall Russell. Rest in peace, brother.

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Maria returns from vacation to find yet another social media platform has been launched. Billionaires are fighting. People are using stones as a unit of measurement. The world is in chaos.

But it's fun. This is fun.

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