Megan Fox's Career Comeback, Middle Aged Kids' Shows, Megan Fox, oh my god I said "Pokemons" as if that's the correct plural form, it's not, the plural of "Pokemon" is simply "Pokemon," like "moose," Megan Fox, pornstar sounds, Megan Fox, IKEA furniture, Megan Fox, Phone Alarms, Megan Fox

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We back. Michael joins into ye olde chaos

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I'll get sappy about all these life changes at some point. Not now, we gotta discuss Robert Redford-Maria Palmer

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Daylight Saving Time, Cane's, Thanksgiving Jingle, Cole Slaw is objectively good and Marris if you're reading this, you're a slawless monster. 

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Emo, Chicago Thanksgiving Parade, ADHD, some other stuff that I didn't include cuz I zoned out while I was editing cuz I have ADHD

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Pre-Purge anticipation, musical theatre, videogames, typical Maria and Marris sibling-style conflict, Chicago's Thanksgiving Parade, the works.

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Marris and Maria discuss their trips abroad to Tanzania and England, respectively. Corporate Shill James makes a surprise appearance, disrespectfully.

Maria's New Phone, Brown Bear vs Grizzly, international trips, extracurriculars, Hippos, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

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Lollapalooza '24 recap, Chappell Roan, sheveled, racist Pokemon, international trips, sucky dating apps, Jojo, shenanigans, and tomfoolery. 

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Maria got the Golden Gumball, which means a trip to anywhere in the world. Probably Tanzania. Specifically to annoy Marris.

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