Loopers

Loopers

By Maria PalmerComedy
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Loopers episodes

  • Fundresses
    Sundresses, Dogs vs Partners, Moon bases, Culver's Marathon, Cooking, Michael is a giraffe, and other shenanigans. 

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    26 min
  • Chillllllll
    This may be the most toned down episode of Loopers you ever get. Also, maybe don't select your spouse at age 14. 

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    24 min
  • Platonic Glizzy
    I would like to recognize that I posted this late and yes the episode has been on YT for quite some time but I would like to further remind you that I am bad at my job.

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    23 min
  • Get the Farty Started
    The MoshPitatoes discuss their respective 21st birthday parties. Marris is reasonable. Maria is chaotic. Michael farts into the microphone. The usual

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    30 min
  • Bear With Us Full
    The crew agrees Maria has never taken over a meeting, Marris concedes that Maria is right about bears, Michael isn't annoying, and other lies we could tell you in the description box.

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    28 min
  • Not to Get All Mushy
    Mushroom coffins, Kevin Spacey,Tug of War, Michael and Marris clearly want to destroy the environment but luckily Maria will save us all and probably make it really funny cuz wow she is so cool and pretty and no one has the power to contradict her in this description blurb. 

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    19 min
  • Megan Fox, I Choose You
    Megan Fox's Career Comeback, Middle Aged Kids' Shows, Megan Fox, oh my god I said "Pokemons" as if that's the correct plural form, it's not, the plural of "Pokemon" is simply "Pokemon," like "moose," Megan Fox, pornstar sounds, Megan Fox, IKEA furniture, Megan Fox, Phone Alarms, Megan Fox

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    21 min
  • Ate
    Daylight Saving Time, Cane's, Thanksgiving Jingle, Cole Slaw is objectively good and Marris if you're reading this, you're a slawless monster. 

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    19 min

About Loopers

From the publisher's feed

The kids who kept everyone awake at the sleepover with their giggling now have a podcast, and we want you to hang with us. Maria, Marris, and Michael attempt to tell one story, chaos ensues.