Maria and Marris struggle through the sleepiness and attempt not to make any unintentional innuendo. Guess how that turns out.

Special guest Ashley O'Dell fills in for Marris Harris Girls' Girl to discuss hotdogs, the mysterious Mel's Hole, and the terror of being Maria's real life friend.

Salt Shed Karaoke, Music Discovery, Neopets, Dave Grohl vs Taylor Swift, Renn Faire, Hijinks, Weirdness, You're Still Reading, Why Are You Still Reading, Just Listen to the Podcast

Burpy Princess, Ancient Wines, Porn Morality, the general chaos you've come to know and love from Maria and Marris

Well... "stars" might be a reach. But we were victimized by Video nonetheless. (aka, when you hear us mention being a YouTube, we are accidentally lying. Not this episode. But we're getting closer!! Ok this is getting to be a little much for parentheses. Sorry for whispering in your head this long.)

Shinedown, Vibraslap, TSwizzle Pregnancy Rumors, Legit Nepo Babies, Steven Tyler's Creepiness, Billionaire Hullaballoo and generalized shooting of the shit between Maria Palmer and Marris Harris Girls' Girl

Or Harrison Butker, whatever his name is. He's discussed, Star Wars milking, shows that got ruined by streaming, Marris gets worried he'll be replaced by the smooth-talking Brit from last week, Maria tries to comfort him with a sincere moment... you'll hear how that turns out.

Special guest Cavern Kingston subs in for Marris Harris Girls' Girl to discuss Audio Porn, Russell Brand, Space Junk, Metric System Conversions and more while Maria doesn't stop obnoxiously laughing for about 40 minutes straight.

C2E2 Recap, Minor League Baseball, Whoopi Goldberg, the Roast of Tom Brady, Broadway, Lying AI, and Marris won't get off his fucking phone.

Are Aliens Smarter than Us? C2E2, Spraying Axe on Sheep, MTV and VH1