Loopers

For the first time in Loopers history, the gang stays on topic. Yay sports. 

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Special guest Alex Murray from Twenty Sided Tavern teaches Maria, Marris, and Michael how to play DnD so when they do it on the Morning Mosh Pit they don't fuck it up.

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Special guest Chad the Bird joins the bucket of imbeciles this week to add just that much more chaos. 

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We discuss Marris and Michael's wrong opinions on the classic movie The Princess Bride, Marris tells us about his carnival days, and Maria tries not to commit a double homicide. 

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Special guest Alex regales us with stories of a younger, spryer, drunker Maria. The boys tell their stories. We fuck with Marris. Ya know the drill.

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Maria, Marris, and Michael discuss putting the Neuralink in kids and trains. Neuralink and trains. Trains and Neuralinks. Idk man it's Friday I'm tired. 

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Maria discusses her cat, Michael and Marris get gross about Syndey Sweeney, you lose brain cells while listening. 

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Mikey's wrinkled shirts, Marris' bachelor parties, Maria's weirdness. It's everything you could ever imagine.

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We really just bitch and moan about dating in this one. 

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Our blackout stories (and possible future plans), TSA nightmares, and fart physics. Ya know, the normal stupid stuff. 

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