This week on Los Yappers, we’re catching up on everything from our straight friend’s visit — including his fascination with just how womanly April Carrion looked — to a conversation about constructive criticism that somehow led to us creating a brand-new term: YAGGOT. Plus, Kelbin had a serious government job interview, and Oscar stepped in for a late-night prep session.

Will this government job pan out? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

Our niece joins the Gay Agenda to expose what it’s really like being under our care for a weekend. Then Kelbin announces some exciting news… he landed a job! We travel to the past and begin talking awkward first days, embarrassing work moments, career growing pains, and the times we got dangerously close to losing it all.

This week on Los Yappers, Oscar and I got into an argument that accidentally led to one of the biggest relationship discoveries we’ve had in a long time. Turns out… we experience conflict and apologies VERY differently, and realizing that may have changed the way we communicate forever.

Also on the gay agenda: Kelbin has strong opinions about people posting emergency GoFundMes and then immediately going on vacation, while Oscar catches us up on Love on the Spectrum and his excitement over Devil Wears Prada 2.

Oscar is back back back back back again from New York with some gifts! Plus, Kelbin unpacks the uncomfortable truth of tying self-worth to career milestones—and what happens when that foundation starts to crack. In this episode, he brushes up against the quiet anxiety sparked by a seemingly simple question: “What’s going on with your life?”—a question that lingers longer than it should. Things spiral further after an unexpected Instagram comment from a drag queen hits a nerve, sending him into a deeper reflection on identity, validation, and the stories we tell ourselves about success. Oscar, on the other hand, is experiencing something completely different this week.

This week on Los Yappers, we tried to stay on topic… and immediately didn’t.

We kick things off with the Gay Agenda, where we unpack the very real realization that at 30, we should probably know our limits. Oscar also gets into his thoughts on how performative the government can feel lately.

The episode was supposed to center around Kelbin’s anxiety attack from a few weeks ago, but the conversation took a turn—in a good way. We ended up diving into a deeper, more personal moment about his dad’s apology and what it looked like to actually process and respond to it in real time.

It’s our one-year anniversary, which means it’s officially a Well Yes Extravaganza. We’re celebrating 365 days of Los Yappers with the Gay Agenda, chaotic games, and roasting each other like it’s tradition. Things feel a little more festive than usual… and we fully lean into it.

We missed a week… and we have a LOT to catch you up on.

This episode is a full recap of our back to back Florida trips from Miami to St. Pete, and everything that came with it. We open up about why we went quiet, including Kelbin experiencing an anxiety attack and needing time to reset (more on the next episode).

Miami brought the lokera with a long awaited meet up with an online Fortnite friend that turned into an April Fools prank we are still recovering from, plus a birthday party for Kelbin's cousin Jessica that somehow became a full blown meet and greet.

Then St. Pete completely changed the vibe with the most perfect beach day, a little “should we move here” moment, celebrating Holly’s wedding and Oscar getting to meet the icon & legend, Miss Angela Jackson.

This weekend’s episode is dedicated to the moments we all slightly overdid it… you know, when “just a little” turns into “I’ve made a mistake.” Inspired by a certain someone’s adventurous choices and the consequences that gently followed, we’re diving into our personal highlight reel of taking things too far.

From emotions we should’ve kept inside, to nights out that had no business going that long, to decisions that felt right in the moment (and questionable immediately after)… nothing is off limits.

Growing up is realizing that not everything deserves your energy. In this episode, we reflect on the things that once consumed us in our 20s—relationships, timelines, validation—and how stepping into our 30s shifted everything. If you’ve ever looked back and thought, “why did I care so much?” this one’s for you... Also, can someone PLEASE PAY TSA AGENTS!

This week on Los Yappers, it’s a full life update episode. Kelbin gives the latest on his job hunt and where things are standing right now. We also recap our trip to Savannah and share our honest thoughts about the city, the vibes, and whether we’d actually go back.

But the real plot twist? Kelbin randomly ran into his former 9th grade bully… and the encounter did not go how you’d expect. Let’s just say there were some very interesting developments.

It’s a little travel recap, a little life update, and a little unexpected high school closure all in one very yap-heavy episode.