Confusing the FAR SIDE of the moon with the DARK SIDE of the moon is the most elementary mistake a Junior Space Cadet can make: primarily because there is NO SUCH THING as ‘the Dark Side of the Moon.’ However, NASA administrator Bill Nelson recently made this fundamental mistake, and a few moments later, elaborated on why NASA has no plans to explore the Dark Side of the Moon, the primary reason being that it’s dark all the time. A former Astronaut, Bill Nelson is 81 years old: just the sort of far-seeing, bleeding-edge dynamo America needs to head its space program.

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