This week, we celebrate our FIFTIETH episode... conventionally. Alicia offers some etiquette for a good time. Jay goes back to Schaumburg. Cristaly gets revenge on the Brothers Property.

This week, Alicia demands we throw away our vegetable peelers. Jay denounces the military for what it has done to Kelly. Cristaly develops a new recipe... for love.

This week, Alicia advises you to NOT bone your car. Jay takes an anthropological dive into the early 00s. Cristaly interrogates our identities. CONTENT WARNINGS: Fleshlight (the sex toy) discussion.

Black Friday goes wrong. Very, very wrong. Music used by Lucas King, Josh Lippi and the Overtimers, Ugonna Onyekwe, Jingle Punks, Doug Maxwell and Media Right Productions, Twin Musicom, Freedom Trail Studio, Density and Time, Kevin MacLeod, and Mikos Da Gawd.

This week, we open up with some hot "What The Fox Say" discourse: It's GOOD! Alicia gives some invaluable lessons on caring for your large tamagotchi. Jay looks at some photos. Cristaly takes a stand. CONTENT WARNINGS: Talk of body horror (skin removal, grotesque pimple growth, etc). But only in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Massachusetts" and "The Fox" by Ylvis.

This week, someone removes their shirt on mic (NOT in a sexy way). Alicia administers the world's WORST quiz. Jay goes to the happiest place. Cristaly experiences fear. Music sampled (for educational purposes only): "Big Rock" by Mike Cross, "Echolocation" by JumpStart's Batney Ears, and "The Road of Trials" by Austin Wintroy.

This week, Cristaly gets revenge for the Kingdom Hearts episode. Alicia and Jay are a captive audience, so strap in to learn about rhythm games, love, and 25 girls. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of menstruation. For a full list of songs used, check out our website - adultsintheory.com!

This week, Alicia instructs proper tenant behavior. Jay asks about your meridian response. Cristaly makes our dreams come twue. CONTENT WARNINGS: Talk of sex and orgasms in the context of ASMR.

This week, one of us would really like to talk about Fruits Basket. Alicia gets you to grow that good herb. Jay scouts the spookiest breakfast haunt. Cristaly checks in with everyone's butts. CONTENT WARNINGS: Jokey talk about suckin' dick, brief mental health discussion (in the context of mindfulness).

This week, we ring in the new year with some bad news from Neopets HQ. But we bring the mood right back up as Alicia gives tips on how to establish new habits! Jay runs too close to the sun. Cristaly practices her ult. The news theme is "News Theme 2", by Audionautix, and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/). Artist: http://audionautix.com/