Lost in the Shuffle

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Smash! Alicia debunks some travel myths. Jay packs on the cheer. Cristaly encourages our sinful holiday behavior. CONTENT WARNINGS: Talk of semen, talk of sex (not explicit acts, but in the context of fuck/marry/kill). Music sampled (for educational purposes): "It's In Every One of Us" and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" by John Denver and the Muppets, "The First Noel" by The Blenders, "Christmas Makes Me Cry" by Kacey Musgraves, and "Si no me dan de beber lloro" by El Gran Combo.

Johnny, Johnny, yes, Papa? Doing surveillance? No, Papa! Alicia offers the perks of not being a wallflower. Jay dips into the holiday paint. Cristaly leads us to a triple-A hit. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Every Day Can't Be Christmas" from Elmo Saves Christmas and "Stories" from Beauty and the Beast 2. CONTENT WARNING: The concept of the Grinch fucking, discussion of surveillance culture, urine mention.

This week, we dive into an immersive simulation of the real Black Friday shopping experience. Guest and Game Master (General Manager?) Patrick guides three moms - Amanda, Shannon, and Mary Jolene - through a harrowing gauntlet of sales. Join them as they manipulate, race, and cry their way to ultimate savings! Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Goodnight, Goodnight, Don't Forget the Fire Extinguisher" by Michael Convertino (written for The Santa Clause), "Santa Baby" by Michael Buble, "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey, and a royalty-free O Holy Night. Be sure to check out Patrick's main podcast, Cast About, at www.castsaga.com/cast-about/ - and Happy Black Friday!

This week, we try to kickstart the holidays, but get pretty quickly shot down. Alicia espouses the disgusting importance of credit scores. Jay holds a vendiddy against a certain Kong. Cristaly pilots a sitcom. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Theme Song," "Eddie, Let Me Go Back to My Home," "The Mirror Never Lies," "Metal Head," and "Somebody Get My Teeth Back" from the short-lived Donkey Kong Country TV show.

This week, we kick it off with the scariest news of the year, and it doesn't get much lighter. Alicia gives us some helpful tooth advice, against our better judgment. Jay remains terrified but respectful of haunted houses. Cristaly takes us on a creepy journey. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of dentistry and teeth stuff, mentions of dental surgery, discussion of tooth trauma (teeth getting knocked out, etc.), vore mentions.

This, week, it's an all-themed episode as we take you into the world of your OWN imagination! Alicia tells you how to run your own dungeon. Jay thanks his father for all he's contributed to the world. Cristaly categorizes all of our past LitS characters by morality.

This week, Alicia reminds us to never trust banks. Jay take us on a musical tour-de-American-Europe. Cristaly makes our wildest birthday dreams come true. Music sampled (for educational purposes): Lutist Jacob Heringman on Les Canards Chantants' "Now, O Now," "What Child Is This?" with YouTuber and lyrist rittajp, "Woodsong Wanderlust" by hammered dulcimer artist Joshua Messick, "Spring Dawn in the Snowy Mountains" with guzheng player June Chen, herald trumpeter Randy Dunn, "Road to Lisdoornvarna" with violist Ernst Stolz, "Praefatio de Ascensione Domini" with serpent player Douglas Yeo, "Annie Laurie" with YouTuber and contrabass serpent player thetubameister, "Aequilibrium" by hurdy-gurdy player Andrey Vinogradov, and a krumhorn ensemble with Piffaro, The Renaissance Band.

This week, amid some mic issues, Alicia gets one up on LinkedIn. Jay unravels the mystery of one burger clown and his dark, dark past. Cristaly calls attention to a car's butt. CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of sex.

This week, we collectively kickstart a union. Get ready to be represented, boys. Alicia offers some helpful tips for remembering names and pronouns. Jay asserts with near certainty that Hello Kitty is not enslaved. Cristaly takes a page out of Doc Brown's book. CONTENT WARNINGS: IUDs, and Cristaly talks about jerking off a fish, unfortunately.

We're on a journey this episode, boys... a journey to the sea. Well, the waterfall. Well, the shower. It's time to recreate a tumblr post and double our crew size - saddle up, mateys.