Lost in the Shuffle

This week, Alicia begs you to do your civic duty. Jay investigates the tragic rise and fall of his favorite wildlife simulator-slash-eatery. Cristaly forces us back to our roots. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of pedophiles, poop mentions. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Evening" by Toshio Masuda.

This week, Steve Jobs ALMOST claims Cristaly for the nether realm, but we shout him down. Alicia promotes Nyasporin, a hot new first aid product. Jay gets mad about a self-righteous web-slinging man. Cristaly mourns a 1055. CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of eye injuries (in the context of first aid care), discussion of cut/wound care, blood mentions. Music samples (for educational purposes): "Try It And See" by Rita Pavone (written by Andrew Lloyd Webber), "King Herod's Song" by Bruce Dow (also written by Andrew Lloyd Webber), "Jellicle Song for Jellicle Cats" by Cats: 1981 Original London Cast (written by - wouldn’t you know it - Andrew Lloyd Webber).

This week, we compete for your attention in the sack (is it possible to rate just one episode R-18?). Also, fuck you, Bobby Flay. Alicia offers some sex tips for your body and spirit. Jay confesses his love for disastrous cooking shows. Cristaly pays her respects to Vincent, Jill, and Faye. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of sexually transmitted diseases and infections, mild discussion of hernias, masturbation, sex toys, very mild sex tips.

This week, we thank the illustrious Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. for ALL he's done, and we congratulate Scootaloo for completing the task. Alicia offers some advice on student loans. Jay says some bullshit about dinosaurs. Cristaly "Lewis and Clark"s the App Store. CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of student loans.

This week, we rang in the new year in classic LitS fashion: tardy, but apologetic. Alicia answers a LitSener question about transitioning to college. Jay demands you rank your friendships. Cristaly insists you create a fursona for your own personal development. Music sampled (for educational purposes) by Shouji Meguro.

Despite honoring the holiday season, this is probably our most blasphemous episode yet. Sorry again, Jesus. Also, don't watch God's Not Dead. Alicia offers some tips for dealing with family over the holidays. Jay puts Christmas on blast. Cristaly plays the game we've all been waiting for. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of being misgendered. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "The Twelve Days of Christmas" by John Denver and The Muppets, "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy, "Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants off of Santa" by Dr. Elmo.

This week, we... had some pretty irreversible technical difficulties. Oops. But we played some games for you instead!

This week, we are visited by an old friend. Alicia teaches us about Plan C (Swiper, No Conceiving!). Jay praises the truly unsung heroes of the season. Cristaly debunks the concept of realistic video games. BIG CONTENT WARNINGS: Menstruation, pregnancy, contraceptive methods, heavy discussion of vaginas/ovarian genital systems in relation to contraception. Birth Control topic goes from 0:24:14 - 0:44:50.

This week, Alicia tells us how to avoid dying in a winter storm. Jay profusely thanks a man named Jef. Cristaly begins a quest for a new middle name. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of being pressed to death, mentions of freezing to death.

This week, Alicia tells us how to both avoid apartment scams and acquire a spectral roommate. Jay uncovers the dark conspiracy behind a website from his childhood. Cristaly consults a psychic professor. CONTENT WARNINGS: Masturbation mention, Scientology.