Lost in the Shuffle

This episode, we try to get spooky, but end up just getting really irritated about the movie Avatar. Alicia challenges you to sleep on some dirt. Jay explores the deep history of tattoos. Cristaly discusses the 13 Most Popular (?) Fears. CONTENT WARNINGS: Spiders, kidney stones, wetting the bed, brief discussion of tattoos related to imprisonment, slavery, concentration camps, and sex trafficking, mentions of acid burning.

This week, we spend some quality time with Flarp! Alicia talks about the importance of self-care. Jay hosts a guest lecturer who tells us about the rat who tried to rival Disney. Cristaly pays homage to the long-lost The Price is Right: Nights. CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex toy mention, and unbelievably, fart noises.

This week, Alicia offers some lessons for enjoying the self-induced rollercoaster that is skiing. Jay invites you into his socialism corner. Cristaly hosts an ASMR classroom. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mention of sex toys, mention of concussions.

This week, we get… very tired. Very quickly. Alicia leads a tough discussion on street harassment. Jay celebrates the birthday of the world’s greatest idol. Cristaly stumbles upon the Big Dandy conspiracy. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of verbal harassment, catcalling, and stalking, discussion of ants and cockroaches (and how to get rid of them). Catcalling discussion goes from 05:00 to 19:50. Music sampled (FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES): "Honey" by Nanameue-P, "Cantarella" by Kurousa-P, and "Packaged" by kz.

This week, we really surpass our blasphemy quota. Sorry, Jesus. Alicia offers some advice on how to treat mysterious bites. Jay investigates the eerie existence of HGTV's favorite brothers. Cristaly makes plans to buy a Jible. CW: Talking about standing to pee, brief discussion of anti-abortion advertising, discussion of insects, spiders, and bug bites, discussion of diseases (Lyme disease, rabies), mention of symptoms (bruising & nausea), discussion of sex toys.

It's summertime! Join Alicia, Jay, and Cristaly as they answer listener questions and share a little more about their lives and the show - all with the ambient background noise of a Minnesota Country Club. A special thanks to royalty-free calypso music. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of eating things that are not edible.

This week, Alicia gives some real, actual advice about insurance. Jay becomes the artistic director of a dating simulation for the WWE. Cristaly worries about her neighbors. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of homophobia and gay male fetishization, mentions of fictional murder, brief mention of fictional rape.

This week, Alicia tells you how NOT to spend your city planning budget. Jay introduces you to his awful uncle, deviantART. Cristaly insists on a sixth love language. CONTENT WARNINGS: Brief mentions of weird fetishes.

This week, Alicia offers advice on appropriate cubicle decor. Jay discusses Mickey Mouse and his problematic crew. Cristaly indulges in some classic Pavlovian experimentation. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy discussion of racist stereotypes and caricatures.

This week, Alicia shares some moving advice and some retail precautions. Jay ponders the mystery of the Loch Ness Resident. Cristaly tells a story about your good friend Susan. CONTENT WARNINGS: Drug use mention.