Lost in the Shuffle

This week, we're back with a vengeance, LOTS of Hatsune Miku talk, and a 2x speed increased version of Nyan Cat. Sorry. Alicia gives some tasty tips. Jay sings a swan song for the intentionally understuffed. Cristaly explores a cryptic company. Yamaha lore music is "Healing" by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. (http://incompetech.com/)

This week, Alicia offers some advice on standing your ground (and don't let any cops tell you otherwise). Jay uses his degree, for once. Cristaly gets to know us better. CONTENT WARNINGS: Blood donation, axe murder, cops. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "So Long Farewell" from The Sound of Music. The movie.

This week, our show is no longer a twenty-something, which means we're cancelled. Bye! Alicia offers some advice on adopting a little friend. Jay dives back into the culinary world. Cristaly remembers what it's like to have a child. THIRTY! CONTENT WARNINGS: Mention of cats vomiting, Tamagotchi death, pregnancy mention, suicide mention.

This week, Alicia goes Back to Nature, and teaches us a campfire song about poop. Jay tries to debunk a conspiracy, but instead, finds a really good friend. Cristaly offers some advice on how to spice up your dating profile. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Run Away With Me," "Your Type," "Emotion," "Curiosity," and "Tug of War," all by Carly Rae Jepsen.

This week, Jaxy kind of hijacks the show (with help from a friend) while Lyxcratis and Xialica stand by. He demands you answer a few questions: What would YOU do if your best friend left you for Donald and Goofy? Is it even possible to have more than two friends? And just WHAT is Minnie Mouse up to? Find out in this exclusive E3 pre-show - that is now being released as an E3 post-show - all about Square Enix and Disney's Great Mistake. Find Beau(x) on Twitter @beaupirrone! Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru.

This week, Alicia encourages you to do do something for yourself! Jay looks for a Guy on Fieri, but actually just finds a really nice chef who loves his jerky. Cristaly espouses some very, very, VERY aesthetic dentistry (and steals Alicia's job).

This week, Alicia fine-tunes your resume. Jay learns one very fruity way to rank your pornography. Cristaly misses the opportunity for some discounted dildos. Chill the fuck out, Anne Rice! CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex toy mention, discussions of sex (in the context of rating fanfiction porn), mentions of fanfiction with rape/noncon, a horrible mention of one fic where Mario characters having sex in a kind of... gorey way? We're so sorry.

This week, Alicia offers some solace for the joblorn. Jay goes back to the mall for a romp around everyone's edgy fantasies. Cristaly hosts a show within a show (also, prom is lethal, and it can kill you). PromCast theme by Freedom Trail Studio.

Beware the McStabber. CONTENT WARNINGS: Well, stabbing. Music used by Josh Lippi and the Overtimers, Freedom Trail Studio, Biz Baz Studio, Ugonna Onyekwe, Unicorn Heads, and Sir Cubworth.

This week, Jay would like to apologize for almost scaring Cristaly off the show. He didn't mean it. But, to be fair, the result is pretty funny. Alicia encourages us to pick up an old hobby. Jay dissects pop culture's most horrible merchandizing stunt. Cristaly makes (and then very quickly breaks) a promise.