Tod discusses his recent engagement and the financial anxiety of wedding planning after his fiancée bought a wedding dress. Marc and Tod riff on the costs of weddings versus children and the logistics of a potential live-broadcast wedding.

Marc and Tod discuss their experience attending a Them Crooked Vultures concert at the Wiltern. They riff on the band's musicianship, their interactions with staff at Amoeba Music, and the concept of 'Low Budget All-Stars' for their app content.

Hosts Marc Chambers and Tod Perry engage in a heated debate over whether to discuss gun control or dating mistakes, eventually settling the dispute with a 'vibrator race.' After Marc's topic wins, the crew riffs on a list of first date mistakes, sharing personal anecdotes about bad dates and awkward encounters.

John Salwin reads through a promotional 'Camel Snus Guide to the Movies,' leading the hosts into a series of riffs on movie theater etiquette, dating strategies, and the logistics of smuggling food and contraband into cinemas.

The hosts discuss the pitfalls of voiceover work and their transition from San Diego radio before diving into a 'scientifically tested' pickup line from 'Research'. The episode devolves into a crude debate over the effectiveness of the line and a clinical yet vulgar discussion on birth control and STDs.

Marc and Tod, both far from the Low Budget Barn, ponder Marc's problems with authority, their plans for attending parties together and some other miscellaneous navel-gazing.

The Todbot is discussed, mancrushes are revealed and dissected, and more.

Desperate for answers, Low Budget FM has organized a no-holds-barred cage match between a Velociraptor and a Grizzly Bear. The guys discuss the details of this upcoming epic battle.

The hosts discuss things that embarrass them, starting with a conversation about Hulk Hogan's book signing and the 'Wrestling Boot Band' CD. The conversation shifts to personal failures, academic struggles, and stories of harsh relationship breakups.

The hosts discuss a series of bizarre news stories, including a man attending his own funeral in Brazil and a bishop convicted for ringing church bells. The episode devolves into riffs on racism, conspiracy theories, and a hypothetical 'Grizzly Bear World Tour' pay-per-view event.