Tod recounts a near-death experience on the 91 freeway involving a mattress in the road. Marc shares a story about a female house guest discovering a male sex toy in his bedroom.

The hosts discuss the 'Toddbot' persona, Mike Cioffi's decision to quit snus in favor of cigarettes, and a chaotic encounter with Canadian women during a trip to Las Vegas. The episode concludes with reflections on airport security and the World Series.

The hosts discuss a recent windstorm in Los Angeles and Tod's struggle to care for his house plants. The conversation shifts to cheap flights, 'layover states', and a detailed rant about Tod's ongoing conflict with Omaha Steaks telemarketers.

The hosts discuss the concept of digital legacies and memorialized Facebook profiles, leading to a philosophical riff on last words and the experience of near-death. The conversation devolves into a debate about medical anesthesia and racial stereotypes before concluding with their ideal final tweets.

Those with weak hearts or neurological conditions should steer clear of Johnny Nightmare's Halloween Hite. All others should prepare to be terrified into insanity. (Marc's note: I haven't actually gotten to listen to this yet as I'm uploading it from the road. John assures me it's one of the most sickeningly frightening audio excursions you'll ever have the misfortune of embarking on. Enjoy, and Happy Halloween!)

Marc and Tod discuss an NFL Players Association strike, as well as handling some news. (A fan dug up this tape of our old DC101 show, and we thought it'd be fun to air it.)

In the absence of Tod Perry, Marc Chambers and Mike Cioffi introduce the 'Toddbot,' a robotic replacement created by the show's R&D team. The hosts interact with the glitchy bot while recounting Mike's recent trip to Las Vegas, involving gambling losses and a confrontational encounter with Canadian tourists.

The hosts discuss the possibility of pursuing stand-up comedy, debating their potential styles and the nature of comedic personas. The conversation devolves into an elaborate, surreal improvised bit about a fictional character called 'King Dong' and the misery of long-term fame.

The hosts tackle a listener mailbag, sparking a heated debate over Star Trek versus Star Wars and the merits of pop music. The episode concludes with a comedic 'revelation' and fake audio clips claiming the show is an American adaptation of a British series.

The hosts broadcast from the 73rd floor of a building, discussing bizarre news stories involving a goring deer and a burrito missile. The conversation pivots to the social divide between MySpace and Facebook, the boredom of baseball, and a detailed riff on industrial club gear and ecstasy use.