Lunchtime LaunchCode

No energy can't type... need food.

We have a guest and a special treat at the end of the episode.  Listen to the guest scream as a member of the band Chapter (links to more of their stuff below)

About

Chapter: is an experimental music project that incorporates various influences into a progressive metal sound. Comprised of members from various musical backgrounds, Chapter: aims to tell stories through its music and craft a unique sound and experience.
Chapter: Progressive Metalcore from Cedar Rapids IA.

FB- https://www.facebook.com/chapteria
Also Available on Spotify (just like us)


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Just a bonus little CM Game in honor of The first real Holiday of the season, because if you do St Patrick's Day right you might have a lass for Valentine's Day next year!  Don't Drink and Drive, and stop pinching Irish people it's nit nice!

I fucked up again last week and forgot to attach a confessional to the start of the episode so I have a real problem... I am down to close family as food choices and I sense that they have begun to plot against me again.  A return to war is not what I want... but I must stay alive!

Gator is not here and when the Gator is away the cats will forget where they are and still try to get an episode out while being completely lost!  She will be back next week.  We discuss how people steal cheese a lot, Cal has to defend America against his communist hosts, Chuck-e-Cheese is dead, oh yeah and Carlos makes an attempt to commit murder.

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So apparently they noticed I deleted the episode as I haven't been fed in over a week now.  I have had to resort to eating some of my inlaws which have put a real strain on my relationship.  On the plus side, the snow is melting, on the not plus side I now live in what can best be described as greywater and more accurately as a pool of human excretions mixed with chicken excretions and bits of rotting chickens and bones... the smell is such that it seems impossible to go nose blind to it.  I only hope that when Cal comes to retrieve his phone (how I upload to Tik Tok  but is locked from almost anything else) he will notice and help me some,

Many of the topics from the deleted episode are rehashed here for your listening pleasure including a sexy mom with a side hustle that means her kids have to move school and is Charlie Manson a secret CIA agent set to take out pedophiles on behalf of the US government (spoiler he is not!)  Oh and I promise the last Elvis impression we will subject you to unless someone gets actually good at it.

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I am in so much trouble!  I accidentally deleted the files and Cal is going to kill me!  What the hell do I do?  I was freaking out but luckily my lovely partner Bukah-Bock explained to me that I could just cut apart things that had previously been cut from episodes, or some things that are recorded before the episodes actually start and call it a clip episode!  So that's what I have done.  There is material from some more recent episodes that were cut and then some stuff from the first 3 or 4 episodes.  I even managed to find a bit of the "Duracho episode" to put in towards the very end, and Intern Anthony is in it, bringing his total words up to like 6!  I hope they see this as a good thing rather than a cover-up for my massive mistake. OH YEAH, AND the part where CM does a terrible Elvis is included as the half-assed closing... all in all, there is a reason this stuff is not included!

The last 10 or so minutes make it all worth it.

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Happy Valentines Day! Me and my partner, yes the chicken, are doing very well, I fear what our offspring might look like or if it is even possible.  I do not know what they do to the chickens to make them as intelligent as they are... ... I wonder are they more intelligent or am I losing my mind.

We wax the back of Cousin Matt... while he answers trivia... if you need to know more than that I don't think you're in the right place.

They flaunt their food options in my face... this will not be forgotten!

Cousin Matt makes us all play a game for his amusement to earn our food... it's like The Hunger Games... oh and yeah Caleb\Cal cheats at the end!

I m beginning to suspect that you people don't care about me.  Every week at great peril to me and my family (my chicken wife and our children) I beg you for help BEG I SAY! and every week I get nothing!  I can earn extra food for my growing family by getting you all to participate in the create a story for the picture contest linked below... please help I fear I will have to start eating the kids soon.  Also, it continues to snow so we have added a second story to our "home", I tried to make stairs to the top but alas it did not work, nor did the key crafted from frozen poop... ....

Caleb actually has a friend, like a real friend, and here is a shocker they are terrible thieves and try to kill everyone in a car fire while on the way home from seeing Kid Rock... which may have just been a way for them to never have to admit they went and saw Kid Rock.

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Please see Insta gram for the photo for the contest described in the episode (You'll know it when you see it).  The best five entries (or the first 5 decent ones) will be read on-air and The EoTY Kat will pick the one she likes the best in connection with the photo and that person will win Either a shirt or a Hoodie 100% shipped free from us that has the logo and the words "its a podcast" see the link.  Duet it on tik tok!

So the chickens and I are now in a formal alliance.  I wrote the agreement and several of their leaders have made their marks.  I believe going forward we may be able to rise up against Caleb and his crew or at the very least fire off a couple of the missiles and bring attention to this place.  I did have to agree to marriage to bind us together.  So I now am married to the head rooster, I am not sure if I am seen as a ruler amongst the chickens or simply a temporary ally...

They talk about ass and vagina scented candles for far too long.  A man in OR steals a car only to return it with a lesson for the owner about child welfare.   And the fact that Quinton T owes Caleb some money for ideas that he had after QT had already had them... he really is that dumb.

Gwen P V candle
H3H3 Ass candle
Stolen Car
The Terminal 
Lock picks

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Please see Insta gram for the photo for the contest described in the episode (You'll know it when you see it).  The best five entries (or the first 5 decent ones) will be read on-air and The EoTY Kat will pick the one she likes the best in connection with the photo and that person will win Either a shirt or a Hoodie 100% shipped free from us that has the logo and the words "its a podcast" see the link.  Duet it on tik tok!