Lunchtime LaunchCode

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I have been given limited access to the outside world through Tik tok.  Come join me and let's chat... about ways to improve my... situation (wink wink)

In this episode, we talk about a kids program from Denmark that may or may not be loosely based on Tyler (see link below).  Kat brings in her first article about how to sue your parents for 75k$ and lose all your pride in step. And Gator makes us all have experienced a Mandela Effect by maybe or maybe not repeating a story we have heard before from her.  And Caleb pushes Gator to the point he has to hide in his office for the next week.

John Dillermand
The color yellow and Orange 
Man sues parents 

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Please see Insta gram for the photo for the contest described in the episode (You'll know it when you see it).  The best five entries (or the first 5 decent ones) will be read on-air and The EoTY Kat will pick the one she likes the best in connection with the photo and that person will win Either a shirt or a Hoodie 100% shipped free from us that has the logo and the words "its a podcast" see the link.  Duet it on tik tok!

I didn't win EotY... I literally do most of the work.  Also, I never leave, I can't.  On the plus side the weather warmed up and the sun came in a little one day since the last update and it was so nice... of course, it also melted a hole in the roof of my igloo-like structure and it gets very cold out at night.  I have made a blanket out of the exsanguinated bodies of the mutant chickens, the ones left alive seem to understand and not blame me... that or I managed to pick the ones they all hate... maybe I have a superpower?

In this episode... me!!!! except for apparently, he didn't bother to get the audio from the feed from my "home" so you can't make out what I say.  It is very little structure and people have side conversations on mic constantly, but the norms show up they talk about dicks and poop and even lightsabers.

Please see Insta gram for the photo for the contest described in the episode (You'll know it when you see it).  The best five entries (or the first 5 decent ones) will be read on-air and The EoTY Kat will pick the one she likes the best in connection with the photo and that person will win Either a shirt or a Hoodie 100% shipped free from us that has the logo and the words "its a podcast" see link below.

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Hey if your crazy and want to storm a building how about Missle facility in Iowa and helping free a person being held captive in an unused freezing cold silo being forced to edit and upload these podcasts.... ... no, no help for me... thanks!
This week they talk about a man trying to stay Covid free on a Disney Island, 200 Indian Women kill a murder, and a rapist right in front of a judge, and cousin Matt tries to sell Cal something other than Lemonade and he ain't having it!

The Employee of the Year is coming next week thanks for all your votes!

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Welcome to the new year... what's so new about it?  I'm still stuck here, still working for this same ass hole and his stupid friends.  Oh, it snowed, you know how I know... because it came in through the open top of the silo I live in.  Then CM must have decided you know where a good place to put all this snow is... down this silo that is obviously never used.  So for now I live in an igloo-like area I have dug out, on the plus side, the computer is not going to overheat, on the downside I have made friends with the mutant chickens so that we can all huddle for warmth at night.
In this episode, Kat is back... like she left and then actually came back again. Lizards are falling from the sky and they yell at Carlos a lot.

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Everything in moderation, including moderation
-Oscar Wilde

STAY STONG! and OnGobey!

I hear Christmas has come and gone, I guess Santa doesn't visit abandon missile tubes.  Fat bastard, I had traps all ready for him, I was going to use his sleigh to escape.
I hear the new year is coming, 2021 they say.  I think this is a good time to reflect on what a terrible year 2020 has been and how 2021 has to be better.  I was a young man fresh from University and delighted to have a job with the government in a state of the art weapons base, only last minute I was sent here instead.  from then on there was a blur of things and eventually, I found myself trapped in my current situation.  And I know what you're thinking, at least no Covid... WRONG they pumped that into here to test if I could be the source of an immunity... I'm not, but I did get the virus... ahh government so at least meds right... nope, Cal said he forgot all about it and was glad to see that I pulled through.  That was also the day he took my outside time away because he couldn't risk me getting the virus again... ... ...
So what's in this episode... well Carlos does an amazing imitation of a man who talks into a butt hole!  We learn that CM has a GF who likes to treat sex like a WWE wrestling match, honestly hot! And Kat stops by, who claims to be someone Cal actually cares about... which was news to me because I honestly thought he was a walking empty shell of evil, maybe 2021 does have hope!

There really arent any links tied to the episode! so.... umm... here is a puppy

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They tell me it is Christmas outside soon, and I did get some slightly better fare for lunch so I believe them, usually, I have to supplement the chickens I kill to keep myself going.
I just want to say thank you to the 2 reviews we got recently I had 2 full hours of outside time, I cried for those 2 straight hours and loved every minute of it.
Oh yeah in this episode Hitler returns to politics, in Africa (which Carlos didn't know was a real place) A bad man gets a spanking he soon won't forget if he ever gets through them all and then they talk for like 30 more minutes or something.  IT'S ALWAYS THE TEACHER!!
Also, Cal crosses a line.  I will get in trouble for calling him out... but... The helicopter joke is...

Gary is a dead name
Hitler rides again
Watch Mike Tyson Do what Mike Tyson Does
Chola
Tila Tequila is crazy
Cindy Loo Whoo

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He sent pictures of his brother's ass to everyone... I mean if I could share it I would but the man has a weird dent in his butt...
Anyway, Gator gets a chance to be in charge, and between you and me she does a good job.  I mean the bar is insanely low around here,
I have saved back a fork and a knife to make some sort of weapon in my fight against these mutated chickens, and god willing to use against Cal someday to get out of this place.
Also, I am supposed to remind you to rate and review, They say I will get some outside time if you do it!  And I could really use some sunlight, I honestly think I am translucent at this point.

Also, this episode is dedicated to Beth... she is very much alive but honestly, only by mistake. BE MORE CAREFUL!!!!

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links to see what the hell they are talking about.
Pinball
Piss bottles 

Ok listen... these people are begging you at the end to interact with them please please for my sake do. Cal blames me for the failures of the show... not the successes just the failures.  I really got to get out of here, but where would I go I haven't seen daylight in weeks now.  Anyway yeah, this week some lady eats some doughnuts and kills her husband who may or may not have been in the movie exorcist... honestly I am usually fighting mutated chickens and don't have time to pay full attention.

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That's a hyperlink now... maybe I'll get some water.
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In this episode, I learn that while Cal was gone everyone else got new stuff... No one came and asked me what I would want?  In fact no one comes and checks on me ever... only Cal.  I could be wrong but I sort of wonder if the others even know about me.

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