Lunchtime LaunchCode

Okay honestly I normally think that Cal is wasted money, like he seems to do nothing around this shit hole... but then there is when he leaves these idiots alone without him.  There were at least three misfires and an almost international incident.... do they spend lunchtime talking about how to stop the problems ... nope they talk about snacks!  Oh and movies lets not forget movies.  As soon as one of you help me out or I free myself I swear I will... well nothing I will just get away and let the whole place eventually crumble on its own,

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I'm still searching for the missing interns, so far no luck.  On a more positive note, I have been given 2 bathroom breaks a day now... I still have to eat my lunch in my office but it's an improvement.
When I say office, I am actually at the bottom of one of our smaller tubes, I have been told the missile above my head is decommissioned and 100% safe but I don't trust these people I cut a ton of the wires inside of it just to be safe.  So now it will either not work or explode instantly and I will never know the difference...
 Someone email at the email address below I need friends.. or saviors.. or just words that aren't screamed at me through a cracked door. I guess I am supposed to collect stories you all would like to hear about on the show but I can't leave my "office" and they are telling me I could lose my bathroom break again if I don't start producing... I already have an enlarged bladder please help me.

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These assholes managed to get another intern... no one has seen him since this day.  My guess is he fell down one of the missile tubes into the fryer oil that is not supposed to be there!  Oh well happens all the time.

I don't even know how what they do here is legal anymore.  Someone email me something so I know I'm not alone... I mean I am alone in this little closet they keep me in... help

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I am pretty sure these idiots were supposed to be in a meeting not playing trivia games but who am I to point out that this facility is literally falling apart while the higher-ups play games and eat gross jelly beans... ... 

It has been pointed out that I misspell stuff in this section... these ass hats do not pay me enough to care about my work.  They couldn't even find a light switch with the IT girl gone... so you know what's fun... not caring that's what's fun.

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Can you imagine working with these idiots... everyday I ask myself why oh why did I drop out in third grade?

Just another week at the Missile farm and another company mandated lunch with the same group.  What could they possibly have to talk about this week, certainly not an illegal chicken sandwich shop serving the best missile fried chicken anywhere outside of the USSR?

This is episode one of Lunchtime LaunchCode a show straight from an undisclosed missile base in the middle of Iowa where we mostly just hang out talk about things and have fun.