The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title...

Residents who lost home in fire were trying to ward off evil spirits, Vegetarians are nearly twice as likely to be depressed as meat-eaters study finds, Princess Cruise ship docks with whale carcass stuck on bow, Family shocked at drive-thru safari when two baboons proceed to have sex on hood of their car

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Toilet flush delays thousands of passengers at OIA---hazmat team dispatched, Boater with 1200 pounds of weed on-board calls Coast Guard for help with dead battery, Woman in 'Weed World' van busted with $98K in pot at Lollapalooza, Scientists name prehistoric crocodile after Lemmy from Motorhead

Man finds huge boa constrictor that had been living in his home unnoticed for years, the FiveThirtyEight website ran an analysis on accuracy of fortune cookie predictions and lottery numbers, How many Americans can find North Korea on a map?

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

Man kicks girl for picking up Chuck E. Cheese tokens, Dentist chugs entire bottle of vodka at lunch then went back to work, O.J. Simpson's white Bronco will be featured on "Pawn Stars" Monday, Walmart apologizes for back-to-school gun display in store

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio...

Man removed from courtroom in Portland after firing up joint, Two gurneys fly out of back of coroner's van at intersection...one had a body on it, Tennessee funeral home fined for reusing caskets, The Dog Whisperer is now schlepping audio books for dogs

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game