Minnesota officer accidentally tased, bitten by police dog during arrest attempt, Man accused of putting dead cat and loaf of bread in bank deposit box, Study concludes women who watch porn are less sexually satisfied because real life partners don't measure up, Feminist vegan cafe charges 18% 'man tax' to male customers

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and the host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

Man celebrating end of wild fire evacuations arrested for setting off fireworks, Mother thought she had found daughter's sex toy in the dishwasher, Ralph Macchio will star in a "Karate Kid" revival for YouTube, Introducing the end of summer boob sweat: The Ta-Ta Towel has arrived

Emergency diversion for Air Canada flight after all on-board toilets are full, Pharmacist accused of forcing woman to strip before he'd fill her prescription, Turtle researchers to to sex toys to determine male and female species, Drunk Russian guy has his junk RIPPED OFF during attempt to climb wrought iron fence

NAACP issues warning for black people travelling to Missouri, Dukes of Hazzard star Tom Wopat arrested, Ozzy Osbourne and a shopping mall are taking heat for events they have planned during solar eclipse, 73-yr-old man banned from all Volusia County beaches after handing out sexually provocative business cards to wpmen and teenage girls

10-yr-old boy writes letter to The President offering to mow the White House lawn, Half of Detroit's 8 mayoral candidates are convicted felons, 43-yr-old man arrested for pleasuring himself during screening of 'The Emoji Movie', Japan accidentally invented ice cream that doesn't melt

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

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