Bro steps out for a pint with friends at the pub--texts his GF that he will be 'late'---3 days to be exact, man name Fellony racked up on felony charges, Elderly Swede caught fire after hospital surgery, Man sentenced to 132 years in prison for stealing tires, 8-yr-old boy leads cops on high-speed chase

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Famous 86-yr-old female jewel thief busted again---for stealing from Walmart, 100-yr-old tortoise stolen from Queens NY Animal shelter, For the second time in two weeks a nude man is accidentally set on fire by police, 'Anti-pervert' flame throwers on sale in China

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

Man threatens to get gun over order mix-up at taco restaurant, Emails show Chicago official joked about 'safari' tours to see violence in black neighborhoods, Winning wheel of cheese from cheese contest stolen in middle of the night, Frozen Italian sausages fall from sky onto roof of Florida family's home

The most hated random thing broken down by state, Some schools are considering closing down on day of solar eclipse--for safety purposes, 'Nobody kill anybody' Murder-Free weekend event planned for Baltimore, Bank robber is busted after he gives out suspiciously big tips

Today, we asked the Shot Dr. if would ever consider using a dating app on his flip phone...

Man in Superman robe jumps to his death from Tennessee high-rise, Subway looking to update stores' not-so-fresh look, N-word used on Walmart website to describe product color, Florida Man calls Clearwater police 98 times in 6 hours demanding return of confiscated drug money

Pilot notices large weight discrepancy but takes off anyway---without any luggage loaded, Free bike-sharing program in tatters after most of the bikes are stolen in first two weeks, Ohio St. fan in coma asked if he likes Michigan responds: 'No', St. Louis homeowner returns from gym to find an SUV crashed through his roof

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on Sports Radio FM 96.9 The Game