Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of OPEN MIKE on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that society has to offer vie for the weekly title

A bunch of people were asked 'How old is too old to go clubbing'. We have the answer, Donnie Wahlberg leaves a $2000 tip at Waffle House, Man's big toe transplanted to replace thumb that was torn off, Truck full of EELS overturns on road leaving an incredibly slimy mess

The play by play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game.

Cops pull speeding diver over in Texas--an 11-yr-old girl, Man busted in Florida Keys with Cookie Monster doll that was stuffed full of cocaine, Dude got waht he THOUGHT would be a temporary Mike Tyson face tattoo,

Drunk shoplifter 'pirate' was found passed out on beach, Man forgot he had tied his Chihuahua to trailer hitch..., Quentin Tarantino developing film about Manson Family murders

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of OPEN MIKE on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

Average American wastes 17 hours a year just looking for parking, Canadian whale rescuer killed after freeing endangered animal loose, Woman accused of stealing daughter's placenta to conceal drug use, Widow whose husband died after she booted him to the couch marries his brother

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio!!

Radio station keeps getting hijacked by song about masturbation, Woman sets boyfriend on fire then extinguishes blaze with buckets of urine, Suicidal man doused in gasoline catches fire after police use taser on him, Group freaks out when rattlesnake swims up and onto their boat