Monkeys swarm Ocala man's property, Priest pulls gun in Florida road rage incident, Florida Man stabs wife during argument about divorce, Police shot a couple dressed as the Joker and Harley Quinn while they humped at a swingers party

Mom says it's 'too hot' in squad car after arrest for allegedly leaving child in hot car, Gator attacks man diving for balls at Florida golf course, Vatican outlaws gluten-free bread for Holy Communion, Green Day responds to criticism over performing right after acrobat plunged to his death

He's the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of OPEN MIKE on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

Update: Alarm clock stuck in wall for 13 years is finally removed!! Family miffed after someone wrote a super negative obituary about their dearly departed grandmother, Newlywed had husband killed to get his insurance money---but there was a big problem with her plan, Brooklyn woman admits to being source of NYC's 'loudest sex'

Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Brother kidnaps his sister a week before her wedding to stop it from happening, Florida Man charged with running fake dental practice--for the THIRD time, LA dermatologist says we should be wearing sunscreen to protect ourselves from phone and computer screens, Man with history of 'deviant' sex acts with vegetables sentenced to life in prison

Lightning strike takes out main radar at National Weather Service in Melbourne, Florida Man 'tired of walking' steals fork lift, Dude follows GPS directions into a lake--then is busted for driving on a revoked license, Semi full of pigs overturns on I-45 in Dallas area--pigs roam free on interstate

He's the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

The worst of the worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title

Man says 'guardian angel' told him to stab man during church service, Trader Joe's is now selling canned wine, Accused thief hits 18 unlocked cars and makes off with (among other things) Tic Tacs, dog treats and wet wipes, Preganant woman runs over suspected purse snatcher with her SUV in North Carolina Walmart parking lot