Texas Lt. Governor says NY strip steaks should be renamed 'Texas Strips" because NY has mostly dairy cows, 30 Los Angeles corrections officers charged with enabling 'gladiator fights' at juvenile facility, Vermont farmers are spraying some of their crops with human urine...specifically spinach and kale

Man arrested second time for attempting sex act with a Metrolink seat, Pet store goldfish are surviving winter conditions in Great Lakes and growing to enormous sizes, British school removes mirrors from bathrooms to "get kids back in class', Cape Cod FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck at high tide

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Florida Woman stabbed her boyfriend because he wouldn't eat her cooking, Teenager with no vaginal opening got pregnant after stabbing, New survey says that more than 50% of Americans are turned on by watching their partner do chores

For the first time in Canada surgeons put teeth in patients' eyes to restore sight, Vet finds 24 socks, 2 hair ties, a onesie and other 'jaw-dropping' items inside ailing 7-month-old puppy, Train strikes vehicle of alleged impaired driver after girlfriend exposes herself on Facetime

Every quarterback in The United Football League is holding out for more money: Season is scheduled to start March 28th, Scientists have created a banana that will not turn brown and mushy after it is peeled, Once the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world...Kinga Ka was imploded on Friday

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Who let the dogs out: Some woman in San Bernardino broke into animal shelter and released 2 dozen dogs, Eyeglass store employee arrested for offering free glasses in exchange for sexual acts, Window washers in NYC had to be rescued when rig broke free AND they had failed to attached their safety harnesses

Florida woman accused of stealing electricity before Great Dane attacked deputy investigating, Woman who graduated high school with honors in Connecticut is suing because she can't read or write, Chinese man suffers 'intestine necrosis' after fiancee electrocutes his belly for 3 hours as 'pre-marital test'

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week